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  1. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Kinks currently I am whitening my teeth and about to chawp like 5 inches off my hair myself cuz my hairdresser booked out a month @_@ gonna have her cut at least a few more inches than that off and darken/blend up my old highlights to match my natural color more

    That sounds like a lot of work. Just shave your head and grow a beard.
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  2. Instigator Space Nigga
    12:44 PM,

    It's The FA Cup final...bout to get stoned as shit and watch this.
  3. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A Zoklet member named wires (the admin's girlfriend) once posted her abortion on the site and then was hounded, harassed and ridiculed for it for years afterward.

    People literally turned on her for posting content. That was dumb. If you want content, don't turn on people for posting content.

    The wires dead baby jokes went along the lines of "wires dead baby is under my bed", "wires dead baby is haunting my closet".
  4. DUSM Raylan Givens Tuskegee Airman
    You ever go to take a piss and rather than flowing, it just starts extruding from your dick with a playdough like consistency?
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  5. Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Instigator 12:44 PM,

    It's The FA Cup final…bout to get stoned as shit and watch this.

    Faggot Asssociation Cup.
  6. Instigator Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina Faggot Asssociation Cup.

  7. Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    must be really exciting looking at men exposing their balls whilst trying to manipulate a ball into large net.
  8. Buff Billy Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina must be really exciting looking at men exposing their balls whilst trying to manipulate a ball into large net.

    I just enjoy the chants
  9. Instigator Space Nigga
    Man United did the best haka this year.

    Great dance 👍
  10. Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Buff Billy I just enjoy the chants

    sig hell
  11. Originally posted by Kinks currently I am whitening my teeth and about to chawp like 5 inches off my hair myself cuz my hairdresser booked out a month @_@ gonna have her cut at least a few more inches than that off and darken/blend up my old highlights to match my natural color more

    will the drapes match?
  12. Bradley Black Hole
    I'v been eating hal fa habenero in each meal and holy shit I really ylike it
  13. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I woke up at 6pm, did housechores, showered, listened to hypnosis, made food and watched a movie. I'm in bed now feeling fatigued and like I might nap. I just found out my mum's in hospital but they don't know what's wrong yet. Akira didn't eat much today and idk where she is rn. If she's not in by midnight I'll be worried. So ig I'm just waiting for news and am going to nap.
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  14. Dirtbag African Astronaut
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  15. Originally posted by Dirtbag I woke up at 6pm, did housechores, showered, listened to hypnosis, made food and watched a movie. I'm in bed now feeling fatigued and like I might nap. I just found out my mum's in hospital but they don't know what's wrong yet. Akira didn't eat much today and idk where she is rn. If she's not in by midnight I'll be worried. So ig I'm just waiting for news and am going to nap.

    Look if it was my mom I'd be traveling to the hospital. forget the cat not eating or its whereabouts.

    get to your moms side
  16. Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy Look if it was my mom I'd be traveling to the hospital. forget the cat not eating or its whereabouts.

    get to your moms side

    She wants her Mom dead.
  17. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Dirtbag I woke up at 6pm, did housechores, showered, listened to hypnosis, made food and watched a movie. I'm in bed now feeling fatigued and like I might nap. I just found out my mum's in hospital but they don't know what's wrong yet. Akira didn't eat much today and idk where she is rn. If she's not in by midnight I'll be worried. So ig I'm just waiting for news and am going to nap.

    Hope your moms okay
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  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    Ot

    Just getting home not long ago
  19. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    She has a chest infection. I've been studying the past two hours and doing skincare. Idk how I'm functioning without any stimulants and a hangover. After another hour of this I'll clean the bathroom then start making dinner.
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  20. Bradley Black Hole
    Kafka what is the rc stimulus you received
    Referenced
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