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  1. CandyRein Black Hole
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  2. Buff Billy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man thats when you say "FUCK YOU!" to the cashier, throw the whole nuddgeememfgfffgg on the ground and stomp on it with your foot to crush it into a powder than you pick it up in your hand and blow into your hand to disperse the powder into the cashiers eyes and yell.


    [FONT=georgia][SIZE=72px]TASTES THE ISOSCELES!!!!![/SIZE][/FONT]
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  3. CandyRein Black Hole
    😂
  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    The Bankhead bounce
  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    Being pretty , and minding my business 💖
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  6. CandyRein Black Hole
    Being a comedic genius…while minding my business and being pretty 💖
  7. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I am voltaren jellyin my broke wrist/arm

    I am drinking coffee

    I am flossing my mf teeth againz probably gonna whiten them sometime soonish here before my dr appt

    I am super happy with all the music aldra sends me

    I think I have to pee soon

    I have been deciding on what color to change my dope lamp to

    I dont feel like putting makeup on and tying my way too long hair back up brushing and brushing and brushing UGH
  8. DUSM Raylan Givens Tuskegee Airman
    You gotta FIGHT! For your right! To potty!
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  9. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Trying to get motivated for my day, having my morning cigarette
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  10. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Shitting. Always shitting.
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  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    Lord forgive me , I’m givin’em Hell 🎶 🙏🏽 ❤️
  12. CandyRein Black Hole
    *crypt walking to “They not like us”*
  13. Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Dotting my I’s and crossing my T’s ❤️

    like a good wench
  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    Who you snitch on to get out of prison on this beautiful Friday ?
  15. Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    projecshun friday ?

    on topic: grinding nigger peppers into a bag of original flavored, ridge cut, potato chips.
  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    So you not comfortable with saying who….it’s kool
  17. Waking up, another day in Clown World.

    ((Gets coffee))

    CLOWN WORLD
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  18. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I just woke up and am grounding myself now. I found out that a guy who was in my class in highschool works at the cinema now. Everyone had a crush on him or his friend. I liked his friend. He was decent tho and now I'm wondering if I should try to befriend him just so I can feel somewhat normal again. Like it's not normal that I've forgotten all my Northern Irish slang. People from the past remind you of who you are.
  19. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    It's giving me flashbacks of art class now. We were all 12 and he told us he lost his virginity to his 14yr old cousin, that she had got into his bed when she was staying at their house. Then the emo girl started gushing over him. I believe it bcus all the girls liked him and they were doing stuff at that age. Think that's my first solid impression of him.
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  20. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I wonder if he's traumatised from it now.
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