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  1. Originally posted by aldra I screenprinted one onto a beanbag

    want to hear what I do with the beanbag

    must use only black-beans.
  2. Originally posted by infinityshock your christmas present is an ankle bracelet with a bar of soap attached

    nice.

    making washing my foots easier.
  3. and tara, i no longer have your noods.

    ah gave it all to futureman.



    ah asked him if it was worth spending 10 years trying to catch a whiff of these.

    there was silence.
  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    Oh my look at the triple post rage 🫢

    Are you gonna be okay ?
  5. Incessant African Astronaut
    Watching a Christmas bobs burgers episode
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. Originally posted by CandyRein Oh my look at the triple post rage 🫢

    Are you gonna be okay ?

    3/5th of that 3 posts arent for you
  7. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny I’m really bad at math

    That’s okay…just practice

    :)
  8. Originally posted by CandyRein That’s okay…just practice

    :)

    good luck
  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    Relaxing in a fluffy robe with a cat neck massager on toking about to go to sleep soon ❤️
  10. DUSM Raylan Givens Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by infinityshock pics or didnt happen

    Glazed in my garlic mayo naamsaying
  11. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny nice.

    making washing my foots easier.

    And all your other parts

    Now wash your face, sweetheart...
  12. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by DUSM Raylan Givens Glazed in my garlic mayo naamsaying

    I have some mayo you can glaze yourself with...
  13. DUSM Raylan Givens Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by infinityshock I have some mayo you can glaze yourself with…

    You're gonna feel my tangy mayo saturating your palate naamsayn
  14. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by DUSM Raylan Givens You're gonna feel my tangy mayo saturating your palate naamsayn

    You're gonna enjoy my christmas yule log tickling your tonsils when it gets dropped up your chimney.
  15. DUSM Raylan Givens Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by infinityshock You're gonna enjoy my christmas yule log tickling your tonsils when it gets dropped up your chimney.

    You're gonna feel this Christmas porkdog infiltrating your gullet from the rectal end naamsayn
  16. DUSM Raylan Givens Tuskegee Airman
    Damn this is hella gay
  17. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by DUSM Raylan Givens You're gonna feel this Christmas porkdog infiltrating your gullet from the rectal end naamsayn

    youre gonna get stuffed like a christmas goose and pumped full of my figgy pudding. then im going to earn my place at the top of santas naughty list by leaving your ruined carcass on the roof so his reindeer can enjoy doing to you whatever it is reindeer do.
  18. WellHung Black Hole
    Just got done enjoying a lavish breakfast holiday feast at the Hilton.
  19. Armitage Yung Blood
    Watching Squid Game I’ve never watched it before. Why is it called squid game and is it reality tv or just acting?
  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    the original is fiction, they recently made a terrible reality show based on it though
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