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  1. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Rat files!
    got woke up cuz it was hot with the woodstove cookin along and I was layin on the couch and I heard a rat stealin dog food out of the bait bowl, so I rolled over and saw him going under the recliner in the kitchen, thats when I slid the 16 gage up on the arm of the couch and readied myself for him to show his face again... he peeked out for a second and darted back under the chair but I held steady and on the ready for him to return and he did and I shot him in the front shoulder and that was the end of that rat,, as I'm typing this I have heard one or tow more running around up on the roof and porch.

    tha saga continues
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  2. Originally posted by POLECAT yes weed has become lass flavorfull over the years dew to uncontroled breeding and crossing till its all mut

    tara would be devastated upon reading this.
  3. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by POLECAT Rat files!
    got woke up cuz it was hot with the woodstove cookin along and I was layin on the couch and I heard a rat stealin dog food out of the bait bowl, so I rolled over and saw him going under the recliner in the kitchen, thats when I slid the 16 gage up on the arm of the couch and readied myself for him to show his face again… he peeked out for a second and darted back under the chair but I held steady and on the ready for him to return and he did and I shot him in the front shoulder and that was the end of that rat,, as I'm typing this I have heard one or tow more running around up on the roof and porch.

    tha saga continues

    You have a recliner in your kitchen ?
    Well excuuuse me….
  4. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by CandyRein You have a recliner in your kitchen ?
    Well excuuuse me….

    yes its by the woodstove and its in the way of proper kitchen actions but its perfect for kickin back and warming the feet
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  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    Ohhh noice πŸ”₯πŸͺ΅ πŸ‘£
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  6. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    yeah but Rick sits in it so I won't anymore cuz he may have sat in it while wet so I no longer get to enjoy that chair.. fucker sat on my new couch when I got it and I freaked the fuk out on him
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  7. CandyRein Black Hole
    😭

    Wth
  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    You better be nice to Rick πŸ˜œπŸ’“
  9. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Rick was probably like "fuck your couch" as he pressed his piss-soaked ass into the new cushions
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  10. Originally posted by POLECAT yeah but Rick sits in it so I won't anymore cuz he may have sat in it while wet so I no longer get to enjoy that chair.. fucker sat on my new couch when I got it and I freaked the fuk out on him

    All you have to do to check it is sniff it and see if your eyes water.
  11. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    this ongoing rat problem sounds serious if it's been going on this long. YOu need more drastic measures



    i recommend this product

  12. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Feed Rick to the rats and they will go away
  13. Originally posted by POLECAT yeah but Rick sits in it so I won't anymore cuz he may have sat in it while wet so I no longer get to enjoy that chair.. fucker sat on my new couch when I got it and I freaked the fuk out on him

    Has he expressed any desire to end his life? It sounds like it might be getting to be that time. How do you guys even know each other?
  14. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Bitch
  15. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    It's all that fucking rum, rick needs to lay off the hooch and quit smoking. He's gonna end up dead in that chair one of these days if he's not careful
  16. WellHung Black Hole
    Meditative yoga
  17. Got home not too long ago. Started having this weird panic attack on the freeway. Like you realize youre stuck in a bad dream and cant wake up. Like youre stuck in a loop reliving the same thing over and over again.

    I got this weird idea to just close my eyes. It was like 3am so there werent many other cars. At first i could only do it for a couple of seconds. Everything in you tries to wrench your eyes back open. Eventually i got to 10 seconds, but i had to fight it. The panic that you start feeling involuntarily almost feels like the way you do when a friend pulls you down to the bottom of the pool and you start thrashing around trying to breathe. Idk.
  18. Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Got home not too long ago. Started having this weird panic attack on the freeway. Like you realize youre stuck in a bad dream and cant wake up. Like youre stuck in a loop reliving the same thing over and over again.

    I got this weird idea to just close my eyes. It was like 3am so there werent many other cars. At first i could only do it for a couple of seconds. Everything in you tries to wrench your eyes back open. Eventually i got to 10 seconds, but i had to fight it. The panic that you start feeling involuntarily almost feels like the way you do when a friend pulls you down to the bottom of the pool and you start thrashing around trying to breathe. Idk.

    Sounds like a nigga needs some Xanax
  19. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    when the next person solves the kafka

  20. WellHung Black Hole
    Soliciting credits from chatbots
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