POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
Rat files! got woke up cuz it was hot with the woodstove cookin along and I was layin on the couch and I heard a rat stealin dog food out of the bait bowl, so I rolled over and saw him going under the recliner in the kitchen, thats when I slid the 16 gage up on the arm of the couch and readied myself for him to show his face again... he peeked out for a second and darted back under the chair but I held steady and on the ready for him to return and he did and I shot him in the front shoulder and that was the end of that rat,, as I'm typing this I have heard one or tow more running around up on the roof and porch.
tha saga continues
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Originally posted by POLECAT
Rat files! got woke up cuz it was hot with the woodstove cookin along and I was layin on the couch and I heard a rat stealin dog food out of the bait bowl, so I rolled over and saw him going under the recliner in the kitchen, thats when I slid the 16 gage up on the arm of the couch and readied myself for him to show his face again… he peeked out for a second and darted back under the chair but I held steady and on the ready for him to return and he did and I shot him in the front shoulder and that was the end of that rat,, as I'm typing this I have heard one or tow more running around up on the roof and porch.
tha saga continues
You have a recliner in your kitchen ? Well excuuuse meβ¦.
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
yeah but Rick sits in it so I won't anymore cuz he may have sat in it while wet so I no longer get to enjoy that chair.. fucker sat on my new couch when I got it and I freaked the fuk out on him
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Originally posted by POLECAT
yeah but Rick sits in it so I won't anymore cuz he may have sat in it while wet so I no longer get to enjoy that chair.. fucker sat on my new couch when I got it and I freaked the fuk out on him
All you have to do to check it is sniff it and see if your eyes water.
Originally posted by POLECAT
yeah but Rick sits in it so I won't anymore cuz he may have sat in it while wet so I no longer get to enjoy that chair.. fucker sat on my new couch when I got it and I freaked the fuk out on him
Has he expressed any desire to end his life? It sounds like it might be getting to be that time. How do you guys even know each other?
It's all that fucking rum, rick needs to lay off the hooch and quit smoking. He's gonna end up dead in that chair one of these days if he's not careful
Got home not too long ago. Started having this weird panic attack on the freeway. Like you realize youre stuck in a bad dream and cant wake up. Like youre stuck in a loop reliving the same thing over and over again.
I got this weird idea to just close my eyes. It was like 3am so there werent many other cars. At first i could only do it for a couple of seconds. Everything in you tries to wrench your eyes back open. Eventually i got to 10 seconds, but i had to fight it. The panic that you start feeling involuntarily almost feels like the way you do when a friend pulls you down to the bottom of the pool and you start thrashing around trying to breathe. Idk.
Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
Got home not too long ago. Started having this weird panic attack on the freeway. Like you realize youre stuck in a bad dream and cant wake up. Like youre stuck in a loop reliving the same thing over and over again.
I got this weird idea to just close my eyes. It was like 3am so there werent many other cars. At first i could only do it for a couple of seconds. Everything in you tries to wrench your eyes back open. Eventually i got to 10 seconds, but i had to fight it. The panic that you start feeling involuntarily almost feels like the way you do when a friend pulls you down to the bottom of the pool and you start thrashing around trying to breathe. Idk.
