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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I guess I was already old


    fuck
  2. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT waiting for my return email about a new puppy, its a blue heeler for 600 bucks

    wow, those are nice dogs. I'v heard them called Australian Collies before. but I think they're related to the Dingo. the wild Australian Dogs

    "Dingo ate my Babay"
  3. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra I guess I was already old


    fuck

    We're all getting old. it's funny because some of you "OG" are more like 3rd gen totse/zok/iterations

    I was midway into first. 93 late year. pretty close to 30 years now. 29 for sure.

    I was on totse for 8 years before 9/11/01 happened. so i didn't just pop on and see that.

    there is a bit of history with me and totse and it was some guy (apparently died from a brain aneurysm) name Digital Avatar who got me kicked off. we were the first or only to be booted off &TOTSE 7 node dialup

    then I got kicked off with the same fucking name on totse.com (The first) because everyone voted me off.

    so I came back alt and it took them like 4 months to figure that out. too bad the archive pulled (on purpose) those pages. it was pretty dramatica shit.
  4. slide22 African Astronaut
    Wikipedia "Talk" page on totse proves me right

    https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Talk:TOTSE/Archive_1

    scroll down about 3/4th to 5/8ths the page

    Dec 2005 by Digital Avatar regarding me

    I think many users are 14-year-old 'anarchists' who don't deserve anything but a bullet to the head.. They register at the site for all the wrong reasons and contribute nothing but ignorance and stupidity. There was a topic a while back that read 'I think users should have to take an IQ test to register on totse'. Frankly, I think a policy like this would make totse better for those of us who are actually intelligent human beings with half-decent grammar. --Staples
    That would require Jeff to actually give a shit about what happens on his board. He never has, and he never will. That's why TOTSE went to shit back when it was a dial-up board -- Jeff just didn't give a damn what happened on his board. It was just a place for him to hang out 'whenever', and he expected it to magically run itself. That only worked when there was a community of users who wanted to be there, and who were capable of shouting down idiots when they showed up. Once TOTSE got 4 nodes, then 8, and then NirvanaNet moved beyond the SF Bay Area and became a nation-wide network, the number of clueless fucks multiplied out of control. The signal-to-noise ratio became unacceptable, and the good folk left, which made the SNR worse, accelerating their departure. The classic flood/flamewar by Greenspam in its last few weeks exemplify everything that's wrong with that attitude. Ultimately, TOTSE will probably collapse again after Jeff realizes it will never be 'cool', most people have never heard of it (or him), it's not making any appreciable amount of money, and it's more trouble than it's worth. Until then, enjoy the downward spiral.– Digital Avatar 05:28, 20 December 2005 (UTC)
    Interesting…
    Come now, its always fun to pwn the n00bs, although the cyclic thread titles in spurious is fucking annoying…remember that thread in S&A where the guy blew nasty diahorrea on his girlfriend? Comradeash 09:58, 20 December 2005 (UTC)
    If Jeff didn't 'give a shit', why has he continually operated TOTSE for over 15 years? It takes effort and money, son. Thanks for the brief history of TOTSE's operation, but that doesn't really do anything but take up space. You can read all that in the FAQ section of TOTSE. It isn't that hard to add a little coding onto the registration process. I'm not limiting suggestions of how to lower idiocy to an IQ test on the registration form. There are dozens if not hundreds of ways to manage this. A big problem is that, wherever you go on the web, there will be noobs. I dare you to defy me. I also find it odd that you take such a strong offensive to TOTSE. Albeit you seem to be an intelligent person (Judging by your language skills) you seem to display characteristics similar to those of a sociopath or an individual suffering from aspergers syndrome. This or you hold something against an internet forum. Were you banned from TOTSE or made fun of and are distraught? You don't like the ideals TOTSE stands for? If so, get over it. A pessimist like you should be used to being low. Get used to the world stepping over you :). Take it easy, -TNS
    Comeradeash, Yes I do, a classic.. Remember 'Need help with shit covered ass'? –Staples
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  5. Kafka sweaty
    Walking to greggs it’s so cold I can’t breathe shivering
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by aldra

    seems to create a weird calming sensation at the threshold, then a sort of tense rebound a few minutes later

    hard to rewrite code for speed and conserving cycles because everything is designed for the opposite
  7. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra seems to create a weird calming sensation at the threshold, then a sort of tense rebound a few minutes later

    hard to rewrite code for speed and conserving cycles because everything is designed for the opposite

    777

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  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by slide22 777

    Flagged For Feds

    the feds stopped taking your calls years ago
  9. curlyKellen Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by aldra the feds stopped taking your calls years ago

    One time I called intelligence high command back in 2018, you know, the No Strings Attached command, and I was like... Freakin, I had just got off the phone with the community action. And, I was like... Do you guys record calls lol

    He's like... "Absolutely not".
  10. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by slide22 wow, those are nice dogs. I'v heard them called Australian Collies before. but I think they're related to the Dingo. the wild Australian Dogs

    "Dingo ate my Babay"

    When I was a kid we used to hunt and eat dingod
  11. Kafka sweaty
    In the laser hair removal clinic now, I put two b12 patches on my scars. After this I’ll collect license plate numbers from the car park at the anti abortion place.
  12. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kafka In the laser hair removal clinic now, I put two b12 patches on my scars. After this I’ll collect license plate numbers from the car park at the anti abortion place.

    Sell ur butthole for cash
  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I made a sale
    I bought a scale
  14. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Set sail
    Saw a whale
  15. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I made a sale
    I bought a scale

    I got real clientele, we ain't breaking shit down I don't need no scale
  16. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I hit 30 grams every time I fill a bag,,, scales are for beginners
  17. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Kafka After this I’ll collect license plate numbers from the car park at the anti abortion place.

    Shit just got real

  18. slide22 African Astronaut
    Sux 2 b u guys


    You work hard we hardly work

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by slide22 Sux 2 b u guys


    You work hard we hardly work


    sucks hard. you look really happy together.
  20. WellHung Black Hole
    playing Chutes N Ladders.
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