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  1. Doing a float, cryofreeze and then short day at work.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You looking beautiful hon', you get yo' cuticles done?

    I'm gonna look up cryofreeze and report back
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Alright. Don't get frostbite or an eye injury from the extreme temperatures, but also enjoy healing your muscles. Thank you.
  4. Ghost Black Hole
    I am stalking a Russian teenager in Minecraft because she has a higher number than me in a leaderboard and that's just not okay
  5. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Doing a float, cryofreeze and then short day at work.

    I'm gonna throw up at how Californian that is.
  6. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ You looking beautiful hon', you get yo' cuticles done?

    I'm gonna look up cryofreeze and report back

    I'm getting a haircut today. P excited about it.
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Incessant I'm getting a haircut today. P excited about it.

    Say hi to Becca from me would you?
  8. troon African Astronaut
    reluctantly engaging in conversation
  9. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Still looking for my vape pen.
    Just bought a new one so the old one should show up soon.
  10. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Say hi to Becca from me would you?

    Her name was Daryl but sure I told her you were trying to holler at her.
  11. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster came home from work stressed as fuck, took abut 4 or 5 dabs and now I feel ok again

    I'm high af right now, hooker
  12. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost I am stalking a Russian teenager in Minecraft because she has a higher number than me in a leaderboard and that's just not okay

    You're a full. If actually had bank she would probably hack your bank and make you her bitch
  13. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    waiting for my return email about a new puppy, its a blue heeler for 600 bucks
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by POLECAT waiting for my return email about a new puppy, its a blue heeler for 600 bucks

    planning on having it work? those dogs need a LOT of stimulation
  15. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    My uncle raises blue heelers

    I hate those fuxking dogs

    They try to bite ur fuxking feet constantly and are so goddamn hyper

    He hunts hella though and sells em

    My uncle is cool as fuxk he lives in a earth home and is a multi millinoaire but ud never know hes never been married and last yr i was working at my fams bar/resteraunt and he came in with a black call girl (actually hot) for his bday and was getting drunk. Ive never seen him even drink b4 it was funny lol. Hes an inspiration for sure..worked his whole life lived in shitty little homes never had a steady chick and literally has so much money its disgusting. Cant wait to see the fam on thanksgiving.
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  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by RIPtotse They try to bite ur fuxking feet constantly and are so goddamn hyper

    lol yeah, they're bred to herd and they'll try to herd fucking anything
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. Ghost Black Hole
    writing an entirely new constitution for iraq, one of equality of wealth and social status for all (except the jedis)
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by aldra planning on having it work? those dogs need a LOT of stimulation

    looky hear boy,I'm livin a stimulatin life up here and any dog in need of extra attention will have a fine life chasin off squirrel and foxes and bears as well as any other critter I decide to hunt down so I'm sure itl be just fine livin my life with me.

    update they only had blue females and red males,, I cant bring home a red heeler cuz My best dog ever was a blue and his nemesis was a red heeler so I would be going against family ifn i was to disrespect his memory by bringing home a red heeler
  19. WellHung Black Hole
    fucking a melanin-rich bitch.
  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    Craving a Popeyes biscuit with red beans and rice ...

    :)
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