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  1. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I'm gonna put on a Mickey mouse costume, drink a fifth of whiskey then go running on polecats property
  2. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    the feeling of robotabs sticking in ur throat is gnarly
  3. WellHung Black Hole
    shooting my love gun.
  4. drinking wine, bout to pick up some indian food, get some tequila sodas and do karaoke.
  5. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? You've never handled a narcotic in your life, nerd.

    this. he handles penises in the local bath house for $6 a pop i heard
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Why the hell not?

    Because they are cute, why would I eat them?
  7. Kafka sweaty
    I woke at 6pm which is fine because it’s cooler at night, got beer and watched Netflix, a quick walk to the beach, idk what else I’ve been spaced out and depressed, don’t want to be productive. My boobs have got bigger in the past few weeks which is odd because they were only like this when the implant was active, never normally. Idk what triggered my hormones. It feels weird sleeping without a heavy blanket. All those times I was craving cigs and I just remembered I have a vape kit. Still trying to get used to my new face. It’s nice but it’s not me so I don’t really like it, but I am more confident now things were corrected. Trying to avoid scumbags. Will listen to an audiobook now.
  8. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kafka I woke at 6pm which is fine because it’s cooler at night, got beer and watched Netflix, a quick walk to the beach, idk what else I’ve been spaced out and depressed, don’t want to be productive. My boobs have got bigger in the past few weeks which is odd because they were only like this when the implant was active, never normally. Idk what triggered my hormones. It feels weird sleeping without a heavy blanket. All those times I was craving cigs and I just remembered I have a vape kit. Still trying to get used to my new face. It’s nice but it’s not me so I don’t really like it, but I am more confident now things were corrected. Trying to avoid scumbags. Will listen to an audiobook now.

    They say beer makes your coochie stink.
  9. WellHung Black Hole
    replacing my car's starter.
  10. Killing white people
  11. Kafka sweaty
    Pissed off getting fucked up
  12. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Killing white people

    ~Just Sh1tskin Things~
  13. WellHung Black Hole
    weeping
  14. Kafka sweaty
  15. WellHung Black Hole
    rejoicing
  16. Originally posted by Michael Myers ~Just Sh1tskin Things~

    Shut up shitskin
  17. WellHung Black Hole
    inspiring
  18. WellHung Black Hole
    allocating
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Getting buttermilk and frozen vegetables from Hornbacher's.
  20. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Getting buttermilk and frozen vegetables from Hornbacher's.

    What a gay combination that doesn't even net you a meal. Disappointing.
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