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  1. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Technologist Rolling outta bed! May take an old lady nap todayšŸ˜“

    post nude selfies
  2. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by totse3.com I saw the prettiest white lady tonight and was draping a thin (What looked like Kashmir) thin sweater over her back then pulled it away and her one piece dress skirt at thigh high inched up and it was nothing underneath. not some prostitute lady on the corner, just 2 yuppie (is that still a term for upper middle class or higher?) types walking into a bar in the Marina District.

    I mean OK not cooter but the edge of panty crotch.

    sometimes it's too raw to be attractive with these porn photos but this was the perfect amount of "OH MY GAWD.. NEARLY RAN OFF THE ROAD" moment.

    I did that in a stereotypical John Travolta voice.


    you figure it out.

    also I emphasized on white chick because she was White. so what. make something politically incorrect about it.

    cut back on the meth. your teeth are going to start falling out
  3. ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    Originally posted by infinityshock what are you wearing?

    im completely naked except for a generous slathering of lubricant on my magic happy stick.

    Actually nothing :)

    and

    Send pics, please and thanks. :P
  4. Ghost Black Hole
    Damn Infinityshock is smooth with the ladies.
  5. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by ~L J~ Actually nothing :)

    and

    Send pics, please and thanks. :P

    post pics of wearing nothing

    ill add that to my to-do list
  6. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost Damn Infinityshock is smooth with the ladies.

    roofies and duct tape...

    roofies and duct tape...
  7. Originally posted by Ghost Damn Infinityshock is smooth with the ladies.

    thats just the lube.
  8. ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    Originally posted by Ghost Damn Infinityshock is smooth with the ladies.


    LOL šŸ˜
  9. ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    Originally posted by infinityshock post pics of wearing nothing

    ill add that to my to-do list

    Iā€™ll also put it in my list! Lol
  10. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thats just the lube.

    you dont get any lube

    the only lubrication you get is whatever bodily fluids stream from your torn orifices.
  11. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by ~L J~ Iā€™ll also put it in my list! Lol

    you dont get a to-do list...you get to post nude selfies...
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    Originally posted by infinityshock you dont get a to-do list…you get to post nude selfies…

    Doesnā€™t work that way, Fin. :)
  13. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Having a paradigm shift. Iā€™m going to become more of an empathic listener, which is one of the highest form of trying to understand someone; being focused on receiving the deep communication of another human being, or beings rather. Iā€™m going to make a powerful transformation from being an independent person, to an interdependent person. In addition, making deposits into my emotional bank account to give the person from I like to call psychological air.
  14. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by ~L J~ Doesnā€™t work that way, Fin. :)

    i just said it did
  15. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl Having a paradigm shift. Iā€™m going to become more of an empathic listener, which is one of the highest form of trying to understand someone; being focused on receiving the deep communication of another human being, or beings rather. Iā€™m going to make a powerful transformation from being an independent person, to an interdependent person. In addition, making deposits into my emotional bank account to give the person from I like to call psychological air.

    a better lifestyle choice would be to go read through that thread where that crack whore is going for a train ride.

    get on that train.

    choo choo, nigger
  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    Being adorably witty
  17. infinityshock Black Hole
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    I love that Dave Chappell skit

    ā€œJust cause Iā€™m blind, donā€™t mean Iā€™m dumbā€

    šŸ˜‚
    Only entertainment Iā€™ve ever gotten from a post from you

    *slow claps*
  19. ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    Originally posted by infinityshock i just said it did

    That doesnā€™t make it accurate! :P
  20. ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    Music, football, and good peeps. :)
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