2018-04-01 at 9:05 PM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
My Dad was a bully.
First day of 7th grade he stopped at the end of the driveway where I was waiting for the bus and told me I looked like a retard with a baseball cap on,but if I took it off then I would look like a looser with my stupid haircut.
I couldn't win.
I was in the 2nd grade when they realized I needed glasses,I could not see shit.
My Dad called me a "defective piece of shit"ya that was fun.
Just imagine going to school and dreading going home.Most kids hate school, for me it was a relief.
2018-04-01 at 10:49 PM UTC
I've never been bullied on more than like, three single occasions. One time I was in school and depressed as shit, so I hadn't showered. Somebody asked me if I was from France. I was high as fuck and didn't get it till after class.
Another time this dude saw an Altoid tin in my gym locker and immediately grabbed them to eat a mint. He didn't know that it was full of weed, but when he opened it he did, and he loudly screamed out "HEY EVERYBODY, THIS KID HAS WEED." I don't know if that *really* counts as bullying but I never talked to him or anything. I laughed, somebody told him to fuck off, and I got my tin back.
In gradeschool I got bullied over who was the 'line leader' that day. An esteemed position among third graders. It was my day, but this skinny Indian fuck thought otherwise and started pushing me so I punched him and threw him to the ground. He got a detention for that and I didn't, lol.
Generally I get along with everyone IRL, so nobody bullies me.