Remembering Captain Falcon

1. 2018-03-26 at 1:30 PM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   We are gathered here today to remember our brother. He was called Captain Falcon, and then simply Jeremus. He might have been very wealthy, or maybe not, but I don't need a screenshot to prove to me that he was the richest among us in spirit. He fought bravely; he touched our hearts. We will never forget him.
   
   I would have followed you, my brother, my Captain. Be at peace, son of Totse.
   
   
   
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   • Lanny, 
   • RestStop, 
   • Sophie
2. 2018-03-26 at 1:32 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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   • The Self Taught Man, 
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3. 2018-03-26 at 1:34 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   hoisted with his own petard
4. 2018-03-26 at 1:53 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
5. 2018-03-26 at 4 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
   The world should be so lucky...
6. 2018-03-26 at 7:07 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'll miss his child-like intellect.
7. 2018-03-26 at 10:32 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   are you fucking kidding me?
   
   
   
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8. 2018-03-27 at 1:16 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   RIP in peace flaco
9. 2018-03-27 at 1:50 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Captain FailFaggot was one of my dearest, closest, fondest enemies.
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10. 2018-03-27 at 2:05 AM UTC

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    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    He might have been very wealthy, or maybe not[…]

    
    Truer words have never been spoken.
11. 2018-03-27 at 2:49 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    He might have been very wealthy, or maybe not[…]
    
    

    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Truer words have never been spoken.

    
    yeah the last three being the truest
    
    
    
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12. 2018-03-28 at 1:39 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    It was obvious he was just some dune coon whose parents ran a late night convenience store or something.
    
    His day to day life probably consisted of staying up late selling small bottles of cheap liquor to the local winos.
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    • Speedy Parker
13. 2018-03-28 at 3:23 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny

    
    youre an idiot
14. 2018-03-28 at 4:13 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein It was obvious he was just some dune coon whose parents ran a late night convenience store or something.
    
    His day to day life probably consisted of staying up late selling small bottles of cheap liquor to the local winos.

    
    That is by far the most accurate description ever of Captain Failfag
15. 2018-03-28 at 4:59 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Thanked for the nice words, even though you plagiarized that last part.
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    • Zanick
16. 2018-03-28 at 6:15 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    It's pretty amusing how this community can't help but cannibalize itself. Love him or hate him, CF was one of the better active contributors here and his departure will probably reduce posting activity by 20%.
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    • aldra
17. 2018-03-28 at 7:24 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by inb4l0pht It's pretty amusing how this community can't help but cannibalize itself. Love him or hate him, CF was one of the better active contributors here and his departure will probably reduce posting activity by 20%.

    
    Dumbass, he's still here...
18. 2018-03-28 at 8:59 PM UTC

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    GasTheKikesRaceWarNow Houston [this unquestioningly unfrequented clast]

    Originally posted by inb4l0pht It's pretty amusing how this community can't help but cannibalize itself. Love him or hate him, CF was one of the better active contributors here and his departure will probably reduce posting activity by 20%.

    
    I'm sure lanny can write a bot that is at least as annoying.
19. 2018-03-28 at 9:44 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker …he's still here…

    
    QFT
20. 2018-03-29 at 7:15 AM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    For those missing captain he's in kik pretty often. Watching him struggle to recover from his weed addiction is heart wrenching.