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Would You Subjugate to Islamic Law?

  1. #21
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    They'll be covered head to toe, and their vaginas will be mutilated.
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  2. #22
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    exactly how do they mutilate their vagina's anyway?



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  3. #23
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Enter i hope it happens, and all the women are forced to become subservient to us

    the fucking irony, right? all these leftist feminists wanting to be diverse and bring muslims into the country, when that totally goes against their beliefs of equality

    A handmaids tale
  4. #24
    Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist exactly how do they mutilate their vagina's anyway?



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    Cut off their clits.
  5. #25
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Hypothetically, if the United States were eventually to become a nation of predominantly Muslims, would you bow to the majority and adhere to Sharia Law, as you had previously been subjugated by the Constitution? Would you go along with it, or would you fight it?

    I'm not subjugated by the Constitution. I have what little freedom I have left because that haven't managed to shit on all of it yet.

    Your question is just stupid. You may as well have asked, "If you has to choose between a chance at liberty or a life of slavery which would you choose?"

    Horrible troll attempt BTW
  6. #26
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Daily I once asked a Mozlem why the long beard and he said because it brings us closer to god

    His whole existence is flawed.
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  7. #27
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You would also have to stop whatever you're doing and pray to Allah five times a day.
  8. #28
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You would also have to stop whatever you're doing and pray to Allah five times a day.



    shut up
  9. #29
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker shut up

    Please stay on topic, kid.
  10. #30
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Xlite Cut off their clits.

    that's not law that they do that tho?



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  11. #31
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Yes. Islamic law states that the clits must go. The reasoning is that they still work just fine without them.
  12. #32
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Yes. Islamic law states that the clits must go. The reasoning is that they still work just fine without them.

    but how the fuck would they enforce that? i'm guessing having a clit inspector would be unislamic.



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  13. #33
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by NARCassist but how the fuck would they enforce that? i'm guessing having a clit inspector would be unislamic.

    mandatory when a girl is born, like the jedis and their circumcisions

    I'm pretty sure the Quran doesn't explicitly say ALL CLITS MUST GO though, so again, depends on the interpretation of Islam those in power are using
  14. #34
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    that's what i mean. if parents chose not to declit their child then how would the authorities know to press charges?



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  15. #35
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by NARCassist i don't subjugate to any law

    especially the age of consent laws ???

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  16. #36
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by aldra What 'Sharia Law' entails depends on which vein of Islam is in power

    in terms of religious law, I'd prefer to live in Iran than Saudi Arabia

    you want to marry 9yos .... dont you ???
  17. #37
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You would also be required to give up 2.5% (or 1/40th) of your savings/wealth above a minimum amount or face fines, imprisonment, or both, and a death sentence for repeat offenders. 20% (1/5th) for items such as gold, silver, stock or bonds.
  18. #38
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by NARCassist that's what i mean. if parents chose not to declit their child then how would the authorities know to press charges?



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    Yes, contrary to popular belief, they DO have clit inspectors. The inspectors are excluded from the normal legislation concerning the viewing of female genitalia.
  19. #39
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You would also be required to give up 2.5% (or 1/40th) of your savings/wealth above a minimum amount or face fines, imprisonment, or both, and a death sentence for repeat offenders. 20% (1/5th) for items such as gold, silver, stock or bonds.

    in other words pay taxes



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  20. #40
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by NARCassist in other words pay taxes



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    Not quite. It's a religious tax. That means you would have to pay state tax, federal tax, sales tax, and also a religious tax.
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