i hate microsoft so fucking much i cant stand it

1. 2018-03-22 at 3:15 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i have a fucking assignment due and i left my laptop for 5 minutes to have a fucking wank, and when i went back the thing was restarting, and now it's doing an update. 20% complete.
   
   FUCKING HELL JESUS FUCK.
   
   THATS RAPE. THATS LITERAL FUCKING RAPE. I DIDNT TELL IT TO RESTART AND DO AN UPDATE. THIS IS FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. 2018-03-22 at 3:17 PM UTC

   #2
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   its making a important update, you should be glad. they just don't want ppl breaking into ur computer remotely and ransomwaring u , etc.
   
   i love Microsoft and Bill Gates is a hoss
3. 2018-03-22 at 3:17 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by A College Professor its making a important update, you should be glad. they just don't want ppl breaking into ur computer remotely and ransomwaring u , etc.
   
   i love Microsoft and Bill Gates is a hoss

   
   Oh okay, yeah good point.
4. 2018-03-22 at 3:23 PM UTC

   #4
   

   GasTheKikesRaceWarNow Houston [this unquestioningly unfrequented clast]
   It's incredible to me that Microsoft is still a thing.
   
   They fuck up everything they touch. When they come out with something cool, it's just a matter of time before they kill it.
   
   Look at the fucking state of Microsoft Cortana.
5. 2018-03-22 at 3:41 PM UTC

   #5
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter i have a fucking assignment due and i left my laptop for 5 minutes to have a fucking wank, and when i went back the thing was restarting, and now it's doing an update. 20% complete.
   
   FUCKING HELL JESUS FUCK.
   
   THATS RAPE. THATS LITERAL FUCKING RAPE. I DIDNT TELL IT TO RESTART AND DO AN UPDATE. THIS IS FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

   
   signed
   
   i avoid buying anything from MS
   
   the bummer im facing is i need a new PC but the only realistic software for it is windows 10
   
   im still using win-7 on my current PC and dont want to 'upgrade'
6. 2018-03-22 at 3:48 PM UTC

   #6
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   wahh boo fucking who!!!!
   
   i hate microsoft even though they build the best OS, wahhhhhhh my pusseye hurts!
7. 2018-03-22 at 3:48 PM UTC

   #7
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   if u guys think ur so smart and have such discerning taste then pull a Lanny-the-Tranny and reinvent the wheel, build your own POS operating system
8. 2018-03-22 at 3:53 PM UTC

   #8
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   I intend to do a Linux From Scratch build one of these days. In the meantime i will use Debian-derivatives.
9. 2018-03-22 at 3:59 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I use burner smartphones and tails for maximum security.
10. 2018-03-22 at 4:30 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by A College Professor microsoft … they build the best OS

    
    Good joke my dude
11. 2018-03-22 at 4:32 PM UTC

    #11
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Apple IPhone what a nigga trap on.
12. 2018-03-25 at 1:28 AM UTC

    #12
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by RestStop Apple IPhone what a nigga trap on.

    
    1st gen ipad mini ftw.
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13. 2018-03-25 at 1:46 AM UTC

    #13
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Item 9 1st gen ipad mini ftw.

    
    Had one of those too. They're surprisingly nicer than I would've thought.
14. 2018-03-25 at 2:13 AM UTC

    #14
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Edit: wrong thread
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    • The Self Taught Man