2018-03-19 at 9:53 AM UTC
Nobody loves me and nobody ever will... but that's okay because I have you, my precious precious booze!
2018-03-19 at 9:55 AM UTC
IM GONNA MAKE LOVE TO YA WOMANNN GONNA LAY YOU DOWN BY THE FIRE
2018-03-19 at 10:02 AM UTC
Holy fuck this girl's actaully talking to me about stuff not related to college, she's asking me questions about my america trip and stuff, wow.
2018-03-19 at 10:03 AM UTC
fucking low standards having whore, im not even buff yet, im gonna tell her to go fuck herself hahahaha CUNT
2018-03-19 at 10:03 AM UTC
sober enter will fuckin hate me but fuck him hahahaha
2018-03-19 at 10:07 AM UTC
ah fuck wht hav i done shes mad as fuck.... lmao shit shit shit
2018-03-19 at 10:10 AM UTC
HELLOS IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE
2018-03-19 at 10:18 AM UTC
Ah you all fuckin' suck sanyway. Captain Failcon pales in comparison to Toothlessjoe as an e-enemy. Toothlessjoe was annoying as a fuckin' PRICK but he had CHARACTER, ya know? And Captain Faggot? You DO NOT have character.
I miss you Toothlessjoe. I'm sure you're rolling your eyes up in heaven, or wheverer you are right now.
2018-03-19 at 11:49 AM UTC
you need to try bundy
it sounds perfect for you
2018-03-19 at 11:51 AM UTC
do it today or you're a big fat phony!
2018-03-19 at 12:12 PM UTC
THANK YOU!
hey, im really drunk but it would it be possible to jerk off to completion right now?
2018-03-19 at 12:15 PM UTC
Drunken faps are never worth it in my experience
2018-03-19 at 12:17 PM UTC
yeh me neither the whole time im thinkin i could be doing something more pleasurable