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porn where the girl is sexy as fuck but the dude doesn't even have a boner

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    Like while she's blowing him or whatever, pisses me the fuck off. Have a little fucking respect why don't you. It also makes me wonder why they frequently seem to have male porn actors that do this. I mean most the time you don't even see the dude anyways so it's not like they're going to ruin their reputation by appearing in porn or something. Seems like it would be easy to find someone who can get boners to pay them to have sex with a pornstar.
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    HTS highlight reel
    Except he's the jedi porn director's cousin and the guy who can get boners isn't.
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    They do this because it makes them more relatable to most porn-watchers
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    Originally posted by Fox Paws They do this because it makes them more relatable to most porn-watchers

    Yea I was wondering about that. I've noticed there's quite a few videos whose title makes mention of the guy being middle aged or something. Like who the fuck cares? I guess there are probably a lot of porn addict losers who like never got laid out there though.
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    He probably very recently finished having sex with someone else for like two hours and had just enough time to rinse the fluids off of his body before being ushered into the next room to a buffet of amphetamines and Cialis.
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    Originally posted by Zanick He probably just got done having sex with someone else for like two hours and just had enough time to rinse the fluids off of him before being ushered into the next room to a buffet of amphetamines and Cialis.

    This is why I only watch amateur stuff.

    I love seeing attractive women act like sluts for no reason, they’re not even getting paid.

    I guess deep down it’s to reinforce my predetermined bias that all women are whores
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    Originally posted by Zanick He probably very recently finished having sex with someone else for like two hours and had just enough time to rinse the fluids off of his body before being ushered into the next room to a buffet of amphetamines and Cialis.

    This. Porn is actually pretty hard work.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by greenplastic Like while she's blowing him or whatever, pisses me the fuck off. Have a little fucking respect why don't you. It also makes me wonder why they frequently seem to have male porn actors that do this. I mean most the time you don't even see the dude anyways so it's not like they're going to ruin their reputation by appearing in porn or something. Seems like it would be easy to find someone who can get boners to pay them to have sex with a pornstar.

    what you should be wondering is why you notice such detail about the dudes cock

    what im not wondering is if you should be watching more gay porn with more of what youre interested in and less porn with chicks who you obviously have no desire for.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by greenplastic Yea I was wondering about that. I've noticed there's quite a few videos whose title makes mention of the guy being middle aged or something. Like who the fuck cares? I guess there are probably a lot of porn addict losers who like never got laid out there though.

    because its legal to fuck a chick and pay her for it if it is considered 'art'...ie, a movie.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by greenplastic Yea I was wondering about that. I've noticed there's quite a few videos whose title makes mention of the guy being middle aged or something. Like who the fuck cares? I guess there are probably a lot of porn addict losers who like never got laid out there though.

    I've always found that interesting, basically you can take a video and slap on a dozen different titles that all appeal to different types.

    Sister fucks brother
    Sister fucks brothers friend
    GF fucks bf first time
    Guy fucks cousin
    Classmate fucks tutor
    Bf gf first time
    GF loves anal
    Boy fucks sisters friend
    Stepsister seduces stepbrother
    Co-workers fucking on day off

    Etc.

    I see it often enough. They generally clip any intros and start with the fucking so that whatever title they're using makes sense. If the original video is actually 'boy fucks prostitute' and the intro dialogue and interaction shows that to be the case, their changed title to 'boy impregnates mom' would be an immediate let down to the viewers who sought that out. So they just clip it off.

    Recycled vids. False titles. What the eyes see and the ears hear, the mind believes.
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    It's almost like the sex industry is trying to replace our libidos with all generic parts.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Zanick It's almost like the sex industry is trying to replace our libidos with all generic parts.

    thats the jedis for you
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    Originally posted by §m£ÂgØL2becausescronfuckeduptheforum This. Porn is actually pretty hard work.

    I'm sure it's more work than people imagine, but I kind of doubt they're shooting multiple pornos in one day
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    Originally posted by mmQ I've always found that interesting, basically you can take a video and slap on a dozen different titles that all appeal to different types.

    Sister fucks brother
    Sister fucks brothers friend
    GF fucks bf first time
    Guy fucks cousin
    Classmate fucks tutor
    Bf gf first time
    GF loves anal
    Boy fucks sisters friend
    Stepsister seduces stepbrother
    Co-workers fucking on day off

    Etc.

    I see it often enough. They generally clip any intros and start with the fucking so that whatever title they're using makes sense. If the original video is actually 'boy fucks prostitute' and the intro dialogue and interaction shows that to be the case, their changed title to 'boy impregnates mom' would be an immediate let down to the viewers who sought that out. So they just clip it off.

    Recycled vids. False titles. What the eyes see and the ears hear, the mind believes.

    lol yea. Sometimes you can tell whoever wrote the title didn't even watch the video because they totally missed the whole plot. I just usually make up my own plot in my head anyways, that way I can watch all the weird incest ones and just pretend like it's my neighbor and not my sister or something.
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    Originally posted by greenplastic lol yea. Sometimes you can tell whoever wrote the title didn't even watch the video because they totally missed the whole plot. I just usually make up my own plot in my head anyways, that way I can watch all the weird incest ones and just pretend like it's my neighbor and not my sister or something.

    Or you can watch one about fucking the neighbor and pretend it’s your sister or something
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by greenplastic I'm sure it's more work than people imagine, but I kind of doubt they're shooting multiple pornos in one day

    you would be mistaken
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by greenplastic lol yea. Sometimes you can tell whoever wrote the title didn't even watch the video because they totally missed the whole plot. I just usually make up my own plot in my head anyways, that way I can watch all the weird incest ones and just pretend like it's my neighbor and not my sister or something.

    more often than not the titles are made as 'bait'...either for human eyes or digital automated searchers...to induce a 'click'
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    Ya gotta bump it up to 666.69 ji-ji-ji-jiggawatts
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    Originally posted by infinityshock more often than not the titles are made as 'bait'…either for human eyes or digital automated searchers…to induce a 'click'

    You don't say? That's crazy, I never even realized
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by greenplastic You don't say? That's crazy, I never even realized

    i just said it, idiot
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