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  1. #41
    Originally posted by infinityshock what the shit does that mean?

    In videogames, headshots are rewarded with extra damage.
  2. #42
    Originally posted by Nil My friend has been saying i should watch guren lagann for like a decade.

    It legit broke me out of the deepest depression of my life.
  3. #43
    Can't say I'm a fan of anime myself. Can you be a weeb if you're interested in Japanese swordsmithing but you don't like anime? I'd say no, but some people insist you're a weeb if you appreciate anything Japanese.
  4. #44
    You are a weeb if you fetishize Japan in any way. Fetishizing it isn't just admiring it or certain aspects of it. It's when you go way above and beyond.

    For example, do you like katanas? Cool.

    Do you think glorious Nippon steel that has been folded 100 times can cut through a European broadsword in a single stroke? You are a fucking weeb. The authorities have been informed and operatives are en route to your house to double tap you in the base of your skull.
  5. #45
    I like sushi does that mean I’m a weeb
  6. #46
    Originally posted by Fox Paws I like sushi does that mean I’m a weeb

    Sushi is garbage food, so it just means you are an idiot.
  7. #47
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    are you a weeb if you watch jap schoolgirl porn?



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  8. #48
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jeremus Bill, did you think up 3 one liners, fail to decide between and then settle on just posting all three?

    tomatoes
  9. #49
    Originally posted by Jeremus Sushi is garbage food.

    Explain
  10. #50
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jeremus In videogames, headshots are rewarded with extra damage.

    because videogames have so much relevance to reality.
  11. #51
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Explain

    Just eat the ingredients. Why do you need it rolled up like a faggot?

    Try it yourself, just take the ingredients for sushi and make a rice bowl dish out of them, tastes as good if not better but you don't have to eat it in stupid little roll chops.

    It is the hors d'oeuvers of the Orient: just eat a sandwich, faggot.
  12. #52
    Originally posted by infinityshock because videogames have so much relevance to reality.

    It is called a joke.
  13. #53
    Originally posted by Jeremus Just eat the ingredients. Why do you need it rolled up like a faggot?

    Try it yourself, just take the ingredients for sushi and make a rice bowl dish out of them, tastes as good if not better but you don't have to eat it in stupid little roll chops.

    It is the hors d'oeuvers of the Orient: just eat a sandwich, faggot.

    You’re describing sashimi
  14. #54
    Originally posted by infinityshock because videogames have so much relevance to reality.

    A headshot did a lot of damage to this sad cunt.
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    See?
  16. #56
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    When I off myself I'll be sure to stream it to you guys.

    I was thinking a guillotine but after it lops my head off a spring loaded contraption jams a smiley face into my neck.
  17. #57
    Originally posted by Nil When I off myself I'll be sure to stream it to you guys.

    I was thinking a guillotine but after it lops my head off a spring loaded contraption jams a smiley face into my neck.

    Use cheese wire to hang yourself from the side of a building, but krazy glue your hands to your head before you jump because then the cheese wire will slice your head off, leaving it glued to your hands.

    Then people below will think you tore your own fucken head off!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. #58
    Originally posted by Nil When I off myself I'll be sure to stream it to you guys.

    I was thinking a guillotine but after it lops my head off a spring loaded contraption jams a smiley face into my neck.

    They say your head is still alive/conscious for up to a couple minutes, that sounds like it’d be fuckin horrible. you may wanna choose a different method.
  19. #59
    Originally posted by Nil I was thinking a guillotine but after it lops my head off a spring loaded contraption jams a smiley face into my neck.

    Soundtrack:
  20. #60
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    If I ever committed suicide I would leave this playing on a loop. It's a great song for having a family member walk in on your body.



    Rest in peace, aniki.
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