We have a moral obligation to stop eating meat

1. 2018-03-24 at 9:35 PM UTC

   #861
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   For every jellyfish Zanick spends his time saving, it's my moral imperative to boil 3 of them alive.
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   • RestStop, 
   • Speedy Parker
2. 2018-03-24 at 9:40 PM UTC

   #862
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I jump in the jellyfish that wash up on the beach, as revenge for all the times I have been stung.
   
   Now I worry they only sting me to get revenge for all their friends I have murdered.
   
   It's a psychic war.
3. 2018-03-24 at 10:04 PM UTC

   #863
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by inb4l0pht For every jellyfish Zanick spends his time saving, it's my moral imperative to boil 3 of them alive.

   
   If I remember right a certain species is immortal even. Anything earthly that is immortal is clearly evil as shit.
4. 2018-03-24 at 10:07 PM UTC

   #864
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RestStop If I remember right a certain species is immortal even. Anything earthly that is immortal is clearly evil as shit.

   
   If I eat it do I gain its abilities?
5. 2018-03-24 at 10:22 PM UTC

   #865
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

   Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein Do we have a moral imperative to stay off grass?

   
   No. You can easily kill them walking down the street as well. The most ethical course of action would be to get a hoverboard or to remove both of your feet and stay indoors.
6. 2018-03-24 at 10:23 PM UTC

   #866
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein If I eat it do I gain its abilities?

   
   Probably just a very sore throat that ends up in you suffocating to death. Or it gives you supernatural abilities like time travel and telekinesis. I forget which. Try it and report back to us!
7. 2018-03-24 at 10:41 PM UTC

   #867
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Zanick Maybe my contentment at the thought of housing a jellyfish in my pool for however long it likes broke the thought experiment. I would also like to know the truth.

   
   Idk, I got bored with the conversation.
8. 2018-03-25 at 1:05 AM UTC

   #868
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   PUSSY
9. 2018-03-25 at 1:08 AM UTC

   #869
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm happy to say I lost the argument and can't argue any further, if it would make you guys happy.
10. 2018-03-25 at 1:11 AM UTC

    #870
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    What would make me happy is another 40 pages of this thread at the end of which no one has changed their opinion
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Zanick
11. 2018-03-25 at 1:50 AM UTC

    #871
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by benny vader fixed.

    
    Try reading up on the prolific resurgence of flora and fauna in the area since humans have been banned you troll fuck
12. 2018-03-25 at 1:53 AM UTC

    #872
    RestStop Space Nigga
    LET.THIS.FUCKING.DIE.ALREADY.FFS.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Speedy Parker
13. 2018-03-25 at 3:49 AM UTC

    #873
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Lanny PUSSY

    
    says the one who feels the need to bann someone becos his words were just too hard and too tuff on you.
    
    go look yourself in the mirror ; your transforming into meta and/or spectral.
14. 2018-03-25 at 3:53 AM UTC

    #874
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Try reading up on the prolific resurgence of flora and fauna in the area since humans have been banned you troll fuck

    
    i have and did, both on chernobyl and fukushima.
    
    but in both places none had conducted any experiment to determine whether the resurgence was due to the absence of humans or the presence of radioactivity.
    
    we have yet to ascertain which is causation and which is correlation.
15. 2018-03-25 at 4:10 AM UTC

    #875
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by benny vader says the one who feels the need to bann someone becos his words were just too hard and too tuff on you.
    
    go look yourself in the mirror ; your transforming into meta and/or spectral.

    
    And I even did the poll. I'm smart, eh?
16. 2018-03-25 at 5:18 AM UTC

    #876
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by -SpectraL And I even did the poll. I'm smart, eh?

    
    its not smart to make a poll asking something we already know as a given.
17. 2018-03-25 at 10:51 AM UTC

    #877
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by benny vader says the one who feels the need to bann someone becos his words were just too hard and too tuff on you.
    
    go look yourself in the mirror ; your transforming into meta and/or spectral.

    
    Meta was cool AF
18. 2018-03-25 at 10:51 AM UTC

    #878
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    meta=fag
19. 2018-03-25 at 10:54 AM UTC

    #879
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Lanny meta=fag

    
    lanny=drunkfag
20. 2018-03-25 at 10:59 AM UTC

    #880
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    We are as morally obliged to stop eating meat as a vegetarian is to start eating meat. It's an absurd notion, Zanick.