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We have a moral obligation to stop eating meat

  1. For every jellyfish Zanick spends his time saving, it's my moral imperative to boil 3 of them alive.
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  2. I jump in the jellyfish that wash up on the beach, as revenge for all the times I have been stung.

    Now I worry they only sting me to get revenge for all their friends I have murdered.

    It's a psychic war.
  3. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by inb4l0pht For every jellyfish Zanick spends his time saving, it's my moral imperative to boil 3 of them alive.

    If I remember right a certain species is immortal even. Anything earthly that is immortal is clearly evil as shit.
  4. Originally posted by RestStop If I remember right a certain species is immortal even. Anything earthly that is immortal is clearly evil as shit.

    If I eat it do I gain its abilities?
  5. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein Do we have a moral imperative to stay off grass?

    No. You can easily kill them walking down the street as well. The most ethical course of action would be to get a hoverboard or to remove both of your feet and stay indoors.
  6. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein If I eat it do I gain its abilities?

    Probably just a very sore throat that ends up in you suffocating to death. Or it gives you supernatural abilities like time travel and telekinesis. I forget which. Try it and report back to us!
  7. Originally posted by Zanick Maybe my contentment at the thought of housing a jellyfish in my pool for however long it likes broke the thought experiment. I would also like to know the truth.

    Idk, I got bored with the conversation.
  8. Lanny Bird of Courage
    PUSSY
  9. I'm happy to say I lost the argument and can't argue any further, if it would make you guys happy.
  10. Lanny Bird of Courage
    What would make me happy is another 40 pages of this thread at the end of which no one has changed their opinion
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  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader fixed.

    Try reading up on the prolific resurgence of flora and fauna in the area since humans have been banned you troll fuck
  12. RestStop Space Nigga
    LET.THIS.FUCKING.DIE.ALREADY.FFS.
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  13. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Lanny PUSSY

    says the one who feels the need to bann someone becos his words were just too hard and too tuff on you.

    go look yourself in the mirror ; your transforming into meta and/or spectral.
  14. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Try reading up on the prolific resurgence of flora and fauna in the area since humans have been banned you troll fuck

    i have and did, both on chernobyl and fukushima.

    but in both places none had conducted any experiment to determine whether the resurgence was due to the absence of humans or the presence of radioactivity.

    we have yet to ascertain which is causation and which is correlation.
  15. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by benny vader says the one who feels the need to bann someone becos his words were just too hard and too tuff on you.

    go look yourself in the mirror ; your transforming into meta and/or spectral.

    And I even did the poll. I'm smart, eh?
  16. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by -SpectraL And I even did the poll. I'm smart, eh?

    its not smart to make a poll asking something we already know as a given.
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader says the one who feels the need to bann someone becos his words were just too hard and too tuff on you.

    go look yourself in the mirror ; your transforming into meta and/or spectral.

    Meta was cool AF
  18. Lanny Bird of Courage
    meta=fag
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lanny meta=fag

    lanny=drunkfag
  20. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    We are as morally obliged to stop eating meat as a vegetarian is to start eating meat. It's an absurd notion, Zanick.
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