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i want to become a firearm

  1. #1
    they are super cool and macho plus they dont get any of the bad vibes that policeman get.

    problem im too malleable to contain all their cool explosions while shooting a large person slumped over my patio.

    solution i talk the surgeon into letting me form a special strikerforce and training program where i do stuff like learn to walk on hot coals and do crossfit extercises. when there is a serious fire i will go into the building naked and hold my breathe cause i wont have a air system like the other guys. i will tactically extract damsels in distress and use my cunning and speed to get where my firearm brothers struggle to get to in time - cause all atheir heavy cumbersome gear.
  2. #2
    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    You must become An Hero.
  3. #3
    Stupidnoob is the most unfunny poster on the site. Literal white trash who goes to the Kentucky derby and beats his wife.
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