2018-02-14 at 12:08 AM UTC
they are super cool and macho plus they dont get any of the bad vibes that policeman get.
problem im too malleable to contain all their cool explosions while shooting a large person slumped over my patio.
solution i talk the surgeon into letting me form a special strikerforce and training program where i do stuff like learn to walk on hot coals and do crossfit extercises. when there is a serious fire i will go into the building naked and hold my breathe cause i wont have a air system like the other guys. i will tactically extract damsels in distress and use my cunning and speed to get where my firearm brothers struggle to get to in time - cause all atheir heavy cumbersome gear.
2018-02-14 at 2:30 AM UTC
Stupidnoob is the most unfunny poster on the site. Literal white trash who goes to the Kentucky derby and beats his wife.
