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  1. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Hmm, the Super Bowl's going to be hosted in San Francisco early next year.

    ...

    Project mayhem?

    Imagine going down in history under a pseudonym as the mastermind/evil genius/super villain who ruined the Super Bowl.
  2. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Never saw this American Weigh scale before. Looks like it came out last year. Great deal for a milligram scale, definitely an upgrade to the Gemini-20, even has a bubble level and touchscreen buttons:

    http://www.amazon.com/AWS-ZEO-50-Lab.../dp/B00L3LUCJ4

    The GPR-20's price seems to have been jacked up, although I don't know if it's permanent, so I would probably try this out instead if I was needed a new scale.
  3. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    cool you like it but man, the effects are very different for me. No euphoria at all, even at fairly high doses. The only effects I ever experience are drowsiness and bringing a trip's intensity down, which are I can certainly appreciate, but it's not a fun drug to me in the least.
    Have you tried lower doses like 1mg?
  4. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Never saw this American Weigh scale before. Looks like it came out last year. Great deal for a milligram scale, definitely an upgrade to the Gemini-20, even has a bubble level and touchscreen buttons:

    http://www.amazon.com/AWS-ZEO-50-Lab.../dp/B00L3LUCJ4

    The GPR-20's price seems to have been jacked up, although I don't know if it's permanent, so I would probably try this out instead if I was needed a new scale.
    http://www.foxsports.com/nfl/laces-out/super-bowl-2015-seahawks-patriots-irish-fans-sneak-into-game-020315

    It seems like this happens just about every year. There is a video on youtube of a couple of dudes just waltzing right in. If you get like 50 people organized all trying to sneak in via different avenues at least a few are bound to get in.

  5. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    The greatest prank of all time.

    Give me some ideas/requests. I have a feeling there's a good chance it will incorporate drones.
  6. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    The greatest prank of all time.

    Give me some ideas/requests. I have a feeling there's a good chance it will incorporate drones.
    http://www.wsj.com/video/serbia-albania-soccer-game-abandoned-after-drone-incident/B8ED992A-46A9-4589-A399-FEE84E51E3C5.html


    I know shit is more tense over there in the Balkans, but these guys actually got the match "abandoned" meaning there is no result, but the crowd was practically in riot mode to begin with. I can't really imagine any kind of political flag that would turn an American stadium full of people in party-mode to riot. It would most certainly delay the game a substantial amount of time though.
  7. You know you're poor when you're eating 18p noodles, wiping your ass with scratchy blue paper made for cleaning and drinking liberated sloe gin. Living the dream here.
  8. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Have you tried lower doses like 1mg?



    1mg makes me relaxed, 1.5 makes me goofy, and 2mg knocks me the fuck out. gonna get a lifetime supply of this stuff for 60$, and burn through it in two months. that's my plan.
  9. Lanny Bird of Courage
    http://www.wsj.com/video/serbia-albania-soccer-game-abandoned-after-drone-incident/B8ED992A-46A9-4589-A399-FEE84E51E3C5.html


    I know shit is more tense over there in the Balkans, but these guys actually got the match "abandoned" meaning there is no result, but the crowd was practically in riot mode to begin with. I can't really imagine any kind of political flag that would turn an American stadium full of people in party-mode to riot. It would most certainly delay the game a substantial amount of time though.


    Fly an ISIS flag on a drone through the stadium and disperse four or some other fine white powder either from the drone or somewhere in the audience, everyone will think its anthrax or some shit. It could be as simple as filling a jack in a box with flour or something, doesn't have to be explosive, just a nice visual of a cloud of white dust.
  10. Lanny Bird of Courage
    1mg makes me relaxed, 1.5 makes me goofy, and 2mg knocks me the fuck out.

    Yeah, 1mg just relaxes me, but going up from there is just more and more drowsy, there is no goofy point for me for some reason.

    gonna get a lifetime supply of this stuff for 60$, and burn through it in two months. that's my plan.

    You know this shit is highly addictive and the withdrawals are in the same general ballpark as opiates right?
  11. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Yeah, 1mg just relaxes me, but going up from there is just more and more drowsy, there is no goofy point for me for some reason.



    You know this shit is highly addictive and the withdrawals are in the same general ballpark as opiates right?



    yeah, I was just trying to be funny. I am actually trying to be careful with this stuff. though I did take it for the last 2 days, and today there is a siren song running through my head 'take another one, today will be a great day, I promise'

  12. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    yeah, I was just trying to be funny. I am actually trying to be careful with this stuff. though I did take it for the last 2 days, and today there is a siren song running through my head 'take another one, today will be a great day, I promise'

    Two weeks of consequetive use should be ok, any longer than that and you risk rebound anxiety, any longer than that and you risk withdrawels, generally speaking.
  13. You guys want flubromazolam. That shit is STRONG. Beats etizolam. 2 of those black me out and I end up eating the rest of my stash. Etizolam it took at least 5 or 6 for the same effects.
  14. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Two weeks of consequetive use should be ok, any longer than that and you risk rebound anxiety, any longer than that and you risk withdrawels, generally speaking.



    Noted. Thanks.



    You guys want flubromazolam. That shit is STRONG. Beats etizolam. 2 of those black me out and I end up eating the rest of my stash. Etizolam it took at least 5 or 6 for the same effects.



    I do hate the short duration of the etiz, so I may look into this.

  15. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    I will have to be extra careful about dosing such a potent substance, I cannot afford to be 'asleep at the wheel' or blacking out on strange drugs.
  16. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    this etizolam is the only thing keeping me from ripping off some motherfuckers jawbone and slaying everyone around me with it.
  17. I will have to be extra careful about dosing such a potent substance, I cannot afford to be 'asleep at the wheel' or blacking out on strange drugs.

    Oh for sure you'll black out on flubro. 0.5mg has me toasted and I'm not exactly a novice to benzos.
  18. On another note; I have my sub woofer back so now I have the ability to piss everyone in the house off with heavy bass and hip hop. Song recommendations heavy on the bass please, any genre.
  19. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Fly an ISIS flag on a drone through the stadium and disperse four or some other fine white powder either from the drone or somewhere in the audience, everyone will think its anthrax or some shit. It could be as simple as filling a jack in a box with flour or something, doesn't have to be explosive, just a nice visual of a cloud of white dust.


    Fuck, Lanny! Do you know how many keywords you just set off!? http://www.businessinsider.com/nsa-p...-spying-2013-6

    Feds, forgive him, as the title of this thread suggests, we are all retards up in here. Really, there's a very real chance that there are bots crawling/monitoring this or actual human employees (that will eventually be) reading this.

    While that would be pretty epic, I'm not planning to actually go through with anything and just want to fantasize about amusing scenarios. I was thinking of something more along the lines of being really unique, clever, and amusing, not something that would trigger a massive manhunt for you and land you in serious serious legal trouble for the rest of your life.
  20. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Oh for sure you'll black out on flubro. 0.5mg has me toasted and I'm not exactly a novice to benzos.



    sounds like a challenge

    try old too short, sir mix a lot, or 2 live crew

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