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The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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2016-12-29 at 3:43 AM UTCNo and no. I stick to the classics as mixed drinks go.
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2016-12-29 at 4:23 AM UTC
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2016-12-29 at 5:20 AM UTCEveryone should become a heroin addict for some period of their lives. Experience hedonism to its fullest.
It's practically a right of passage. I won't get addicted, other people do because they're cognitively inferior in some manner, generally lacking in will power to recognize the irrationality of their behavior, which has clearly crossed to an untenable level of cost-benefit. Rationality simply dictates that you stop using, take the disutility in exchange for a more stable future with a net gain relative to now. Although, there is my "sustainable heroin addiction" idea, which may actually be feasible. Someone with Lanny's income could probably afford it. -
2016-12-29 at 5:25 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny hey mmq, I got something for ya:
https://munchies.vice.com/en/articles/a-brief-look-at-cutty-bangs-san-franciscos-weird-beloved-liquor-store-tradition
Of course. OF COURSE! Negroes be mixin' up makeshift cutty bangs in da lot. I'm gonna stake out the place tomorrow night and watch them in action, maybe even get in one of the bangs. Maybe I'll get in on the trend and start making my own cutty bangs at home and selling them to the hoodlums in my neighborhood. "Cmon man, I got what you neeeed. Got dat Dripping Panty cut y'all niggas know Y'ALL NIGGAS KNOW DIS GET IT WET GET IT HOT." Something like that anyway. -
2016-12-29 at 5:26 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Everyone should become a heroin addict for some period of their lives. Experience hedonism to its fullest.
It's practically a right of passage. I won't get addicted, other people do because they're cognitively inferior in some manner, generally lacking in will power to recognize the irrationality of their behavior, which has clearly crossed to an untenable level of cost-benefit. Rationality simply dictates that you stop using, take the disutility in exchange for a more stable future with a net gain relative to now. Although, there is my "sustainable heroin addiction" idea, which may actually be feasible. Someone with Lanny's income could probably afford it.
Get a healthy opiate addiction, go through withdrawel and read that post of yours when you are quite literally in living hell. See how much comfort your rational approach affords you. You think your existence is miserable now? Ha! You ain't seen shit son.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-29 at 5:41 AM UTCLanny, you come from a breeding stock that may have a higher average IQ than the Ashkenazim!
http://isteve.blogspot.com/2009/10/episcopalians-v-jedis-on-iq.html
Of course, I doubt they're a genetically distinct group, selection bias is the most likely cause. Still, kind of funny to come from a somewhat privileged background, although your parents weren't strongly religious.
Do you ever look at a person on the street and think with horror that by pure chance you could have been born with their genes, trapped for a lifetime with no current way out? We're all trapped in meat lockers, the very objects that greatly shape our conscious experience! It is the greatest tyranny in existence! -
2016-12-29 at 5:43 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie Get a healthy opiate addiction, go through withdrawel and read that post of yours when you are quite literally in living hell. See how much comfort your rational approach affords you. You think your existence is miserable now? Ha! You ain't seen shit son.
It's 2017, put yourself in a light medically induced coma with the safest drugs available and have robots take care of your body while you recover. -
2016-12-29 at 6:41 AM UTCHey, my grandparents actually were episcopalian on both sides although I think it was just the women that drove it. I do frequently see people who are less fortunate and think I lucked out, but it works the other way too. And obviously I think my good fortune lies more in upbringing than genetics, the myriad social shibboleths endowed by my class and culture are really quite glaring once you start noticing them.
Originally posted by Malice It's 2017, put yourself in a light medically induced coma with the safest drugs available and have robots take care of your body while you recover.
Lol, I'm not sure if this is the funniest part of the rational heroin addiction plan or not. -
2016-12-29 at 7:01 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice It's 2017, put yourself in a light medically induced coma with the safest drugs available and have robots take care of your body while you recover.
Sure i'll have my waifu robot assistant rig up an IV bag with pentobarbitol and nutrients. Let me just order those things from Amazon real quick. -
2016-12-29 at 7:08 AM UTCDissociatives are a withdrawing opiate addict's best friend
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2016-12-29 at 7:11 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny Hey, my grandparents actually were episcopalian on both sides although I think it was just the women that drove it. I do frequently see people who are less fortunate and think I lucked out, but it works the other way too. And obviously I think my good fortune lies more in upbringing than genetics, the myriad social shibboleths endowed by my class and culture are really quite glaring once you start noticing them.
Lol, I'm not sure if this is the funniest part of the rational heroin addiction plan or not.
>the myriad social shibboleths endowed by my class and culture are really quite glaring
The arrogance of the left ladies and gentlemen. -
2016-12-29 at 7:12 AM UTC
Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Dissociatives are a withdrawing opiate addict's best friend
Yeah i thought so too, but way back when heroic doses of MXE didn't make it that much better, just more bizarre. -
2016-12-29 at 8:30 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie >the myriad social shibboleths endowed by my class and culture are really quite glaring
The arrogance of the left ladies and gentlemen.
That's hardly the left. Plenty of uncultured swines are left winged, this is why they're always struggling at takeoff. Even when they do fly, it takes twice as much wing power to keep in the air. Mortality rates among left leaning birds haven't been studied, but I've no doubt they're considerably higher than even flying birds. -
2016-12-29 at 8:32 AM UTCWhat about birds that are born with the wrong wings altogether? Poor babies.
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2016-12-29 at 8:35 AM UTCThere actually may be a strong correlation between mental illness and leftism.
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2016-12-29 at 8:50 AM UTCChemotherapy sucks.
Protip: Never get cancer. -
2016-12-29 at 8:51 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ What about birds that are born with the wrong wings altogether? Poor babies.
Obviously they never quite learn how to take off. I do feel bad for them. -
2016-12-29 at 9:36 AM UTC
Originally posted by §m£ÂgØL Chemotherapy sucks.
Protip: Never get cancer.
First the hitchhiked into conception arc and now this. If there’s a higher force it must clearly hate you.
How did you first find out and react? -
2016-12-29 at 9:51 AM UTCThat's what happens when you change people's songs in TC- you get cancer. Hopefully a lesson learned .The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-12-29 at 11:34 AM UTC
