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  1. bling bling Dark Matter
    malice needs too learn how to chuck a whitey
  2. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    5k Get will be ebin. If you like to roast in an ebin bread post here, if you like dank get memes, you're in for a treat.
  3. bling bling Dark Matter
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  4. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by bling bling malice needs too learn how to chuck a whitey

    I don't know what that means. I looked up "whitey" and it seems to derived from white-out. In that case, I do know. You can crouch down immediately or contract all your muscles simultaneously, use the valsalva maneuver as well, attempting to force more blood to your head. I've only passed out once.
  5. bling bling Dark Matter
    roll up a .3 king L spliff adn smoke it all to urself in under 5 min
  6. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by bling bling roll up a .3 king L spliff adn smoke it all to urself in under 5 min

    weak

    roll an 8th kingsize raw and snap it or youre a bitch forever
  7. Lanny Bird of Courage
    My browser crashed twice trying to load a Slavoj Zizek video, hmmmm
  8. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    You know what assholes. I'm not putting on the heat this year, last year the gas company slapped me with 1k after charge or whatever the fuck you wanna' call it. Call me a kike and paint me semitic but really, who needs heat anyway? This way i can keep a carton of milk on my desk and not have it get all yuck and warm. Which is definitely a plus.
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  9. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Also, my fucking nordic/germanic ancestors didn't need no fucking heat, just a bear to skin and they were set. I'm gonna' purchase skinning knives and a war axe tomorrow.
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  10. cerakote African Astronaut
    At the zillionth place ive applied, wml lads
  11. bling bling Dark Matter
    smoeking fag mix in grav bong agein
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  12. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sophie You know what assholes. I'm not putting on the heat this year, last year the gas company slapped me with 1k after charge or whatever the fuck you wanna' call it. Call me a kike and paint me semitic but really, who needs heat anyway? This way i can keep a carton of milk on my desk and not have it get all yuck and warm. Which is definitely a plus.

    I'm still naked except for a tshirt because I haven't done laundry in months. Fun fact: It significantly increases the burning of brown fat.

    I'm thinking about just wearing snuggies at home from now on, as opposed to my initial idea of using a fleece bathrobe.
  13. I'm such a fucking piece of shit, I can see why none of my friends or family like me or talk to me anymore
  14. I get $1000 in 5 hours
  15. Originally posted by bling bling smoeking fag mix in grav bong agein

    *smokes fag mix lung*
  16. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cerakote At the zillionth place ive applied, wml lads

    got the job, we really finna be eatin :100: :ok_hand:
  17. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Malice I'm still naked except for a tshirt because I haven't done laundry in months.

    L-lewd. (=O_O=)

    Originally posted by Malice Fun fact: It significantly increases the burning of brown fat.

    I'm not sure what brown fat means but that sounds good.

    Originally posted by Malice I'm thinking about just wearing snuggies at home from now on, as opposed to my initial idea of using a fleece bathrobe.

    Tbh i think snuggies would be more comfy than bathrobes.
  18. Lanny Bird of Courage
    I've slept in jeans and a tshirt pretty much every night since I was a kid, my girlfriend tells me this is weird but I don't really get it. Why do people change to sleep? Maybe my usual getup is just comfortable enough that I don't feel the need for anything else.

    Originally posted by Sophie You know what assholes. I'm not putting on the heat this year, last year the gas company slapped me with 1k after charge or whatever the fuck you wanna' call it. Call me a kike and paint me semitic but really, who needs heat anyway? This way i can keep a carton of milk on my desk and not have it get all yuck and warm. Which is definitely a plus.

    Haha, oh man, that really sucks. I payed $26 dollars for all my electricity last month which includes heating. Actually think some of the plugs in my place are hooked up to someone else's meter because it's always weirdly low despite having like 5 computers drawing power 24/7.

    Anyway, have you tried just getting a little spaceheater and heating a small part of your house/apartment? That's what I used to do, I kept my bedroom warm and just lurked in there most of the day, then put on a coat to go to the kitchen or bathroom during the winter.
  19. Who the fuck sleeps in jeans
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  20. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

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