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The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

  1. Hey lanny ccan you fix the pms
  2. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
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  3. I'm so pissed off right now. It's 6pm and my mom isn't home. I can't buy weed until she gets home because its her dealer and its just awkward as fuck everytime I go there and her half naked underaged daughter is sitting there during the drug deal.

    But EVERY OTHER DAY like when I'm playing video games and smoking weed or meth my mom gets home HOURS EARLY. what the fuck?!

    She has never been this late, what if she like, died in a car accident?. Then I'm fucked, I would have to go to the dealers house myself and be like "yeah I would have called but my mom just died and I don't know your number and Bla bla bla bla"

    Oh she just pulled up. Nevermind lol

    I hate Drug dealers though, where you gotta go through the whole ROUTINE uggghhhh.
  4. In high as shit I'm gonna dox you all and empty out all your fridges while you sleep [SIZE=24px]AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME. IM THE [/SIZE][SIZE=24px]GRINCH[/SIZE][SIZE=24px] ON METH MOTHAFUCKA!![/SIZE]

  5. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I'm so pissed off right now. It's 6pm and my mom isn't home. I can't buy weed until she gets home because its her dealer and its just awkward as fuck everytime I go there and her half naked underaged daughter is sitting there during the drug deal.

    But EVERY OTHER DAY like when I'm playing video games and smoking weed or meth my mom gets home HOURS EARLY. what the fuck?!

    She has never been this late, what if she like, died in a car accident?. Then I'm fucked, I would have to go to the dealers house myself and be like "yeah I would have called but my mom just died and I don't know your number and Bla bla bla bla"

    Oh she just pulled up. Nevermind lol

    I hate Drug dealers though, where you gotta go through the whole ROUTINE uggghhhh.

    [greentext]>so pissed off[/greentext]

    [greentext]>everytime I go there and her half naked underaged daughter is sitting there[/greentext]

    Does not compute. How old is this girl? Doesn't particularly strike me as good parenting but that being said, try to get with the girl.
  6. I already theorized she was being used as advertising willingly. She wasn't there this time though, the vibe was much less sketchy and I got my bag and bounced.

    There is a scene from trailer park boys where they have to make small talk with their dealer for like an Hour or they get offended, that's exactly what its like.
  7. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I already theorized she was being used as advertising willingly. She wasn't there this time though, the vibe was much less sketchy and I got my bag and bounced.

    There is a scene from trailer park boys where they have to make small talk with their dealer for like an Hour or they get offended, that's exactly what its like.

    Do you do this in real life too? When people ask you about specifics you just blow smoke up their ass. Age nigga' what's her age. Her age is also important in establishing whether she was actually willing to help or whatever. Is she like 15 and sits in her training bra or what.
  8. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I mean if she is, ok that's still hot just not what i had in mind.
  9. Younger than 14 and shows off dem LEGS. I always see her walking around the hood and she wears really short tight spandex shorts. Every time I see her and her mom walking their cat I'm like "damn, dem legs"
  10. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Younger than 14 and shows off dem LEGS. I always see her walking around the hood and she wears really short tight spandex shorts. Every time I see her and her mom walking their cat I'm like "damn, dem legs"

    Here's my assessment of the situation.


    Good Bad
    <14 Walks around the hood like a slut
    Nice legs Shitty home environment
    Cat


    I've crunched the numbers and she fits the ticket by a small margin. Anyway, what i consider bad home environment and behavior someone otherwise inclined might call conducive to carnal relations. I mean if that's all you like in a loli ok i suppose but i prefer them to be innocent and sweet. Anyway depending on how her face looks the value of some of the good and bad points might increase although you can never go wrong with a cat. Basically what i'm trying to say is, snap a pic next time you see her walking around the hood. Just pretend you're busy with your phone or something.
  11. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Funniest shit ever- get text by §m£ÂgØL after he says leave him alone, which I was respecting. Then some shit about 'not wanting to be enemies'- I've done nothing, not one fucking bad word. Then he calls me all sorts of shit drunk as fuck, texts me next day apologizes- all I say is the hurt is done. I wanted to be left alone. Well, I've made some money and I'm a person of my word so I want to send money I to pay back some money he lent (you know, the reason he called me a thief- apparently getting money back to someone in less than 2 months, after he just gives me the collateral I gave him back voluntarily- he doesn't understand that possession is 9/10ths of the law and that I offered to sign a noterized paper that I gave it to him to ease his paranoia) and this text was only a couple hours from the time he last texted in a nutshell saying 'hey, I don't want bullshit or drama but if you got PayPal lemme know so can send money else I'll just send a MO' (funny shit is that he's paranoid of MO's- all you have to do is deposit it in your bank account and wait 3 days for it to clear or just go to a place that fucking issues them like walmart- they cash them right then and there, Ive done it many times, its not hard or complicated- he's told me beofee he would be 'scared' to cash one from me because 'I could get him for why I'm sending money'... Like that even makes sense.) Anyway I get fucking 6 messages at 1 am asking 'when are you sending money? When? ?' Like wtf? Can a nigga get the shit clear in my account first? This is 2 hours after I asked if PayPal was okay. Then he sends me a screenshot and I'm listed as 'Royal cunt' in his contacts- like lol you fuvking want this money so fucking bad- you've called me every name you can think of and told me to kill myself like holy fuck.. 4-5 different times. The only 'negative' thing I've said was about his mental illness, an oh.. Yeah you told me you're 'scared' to drive when I tried to teach you and you're 22 without a drivers license.. This is after I'm a whore, cunt, trash.. Man.. Wtf. Then he wants to 'not be enemies'. I was never an enemy, not ever and dare says that he not delusional- §m£ÂgØL is going to a degenerate alcoholic schizo under his parents roof for the rest of his life- I'm not even angry, I'm hurt, and I truly feel sorry for him. He is extremely mentally ill. He's at the point he can't separate reality from the bullshit and delusions in his head and I am some how manipulating him because I can see it... Anyone who isnt his buttbuddy can see it.. I hope he gets help and that's the honest truth. And if you're reading this, §m£ÂgØL, remember karma is a bitch- its not a threat, I don't need to lift a finger for you to get yours, I know you will, fuck.. You're doing it to yourself and I tried for so long to turn you from that path with genuine love and concern for you and be you not drink, at least not when taking benzos- I tried to help as much as I could. Name one fuckinf person who would go to their doctor for you to get benzos and send them without expecting a single dime in return. Then when I got sick of it and couldn't even take one when I needed t because you felt like hiding my script and ripping the label off while it was sittinf in my room and I said no more- you went and took my othwe bottle out of my truck and when I needed money to sell some- you were the thief lol then dare call me a thief. You're impossible- I hope you get well but you're right, you won't. Youre completely fucked destined for resident pychward patient or at best alcoholic pissing yourself in blackouts under your parents roof in your 40's. Fuck they even told your siblings not to be like you- that should say something. I used to believe that was awful of a parent to say to their child but I can see why that is now- for their sake hopefully you grow up and at least are an alcoholic outside their home.
  12. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I should get some sleep.
  13. I had MacDonald's for breakfast. Now I'm drinking a coffee.


  14. My name is hydro, I like to rant!

  15. Well, I've made some money and I'm a person of my word so I want to send money I to pay back some money he lent

    Stop selling your kid to pedos you dumb fucking whore.
  16. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Again, wtf did I do to you? Maybe I do like to rant- its trt, everyone fucking rants. You're an incredibly hurtful person, §m£ÂgØL. You've acted like you care about others, but it always boils back to you- everything you do is for yourself, your own self centered self. Hope it makes you feel better to hurt me and call me a cunt. You know I've done nothing but care about you deep down, but you just can't help but make yourself to hate me in your delusional bullshit- you know damn well I've done good and selfless shit for you- you don't even understand what the fuck a selfless act is. OMG I'm gonna kill myself if I have to pay child support!!! Yep real compassionate and selfless- Ive kept my word, you're free. I don't know why but I should just drop your name but that's not my style, I don't just continue trying to hurt people with name calling and spiteful shit like you. I pity you, §m£ÂgØL. I don't hate like you either. All you know is how to hate and its sad.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Don't you two have phones? Why don't you just do this shit over the phone? You're literally just talking to each other about personal matters that could be handled, you know, personally. Nobody here gives a shit.
  19. Make him pay child support so he kills himself, do us all a favour. Because that ^.
  20. &amp;Zenith Yung Blood
    I'd pay to see both of them off themselves.

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