The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

1. 2016-02-07 at 4:19 PM UTC

   #2801
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I keep forgetting about eBay auctions and it's pissing me off beyond anything. I'm such a fucking idiot. I need a fucking peeper or some shit that reminds me of that bullshit. Fucking goddamn.... this is ruining my life.
2. 2016-02-07 at 4:20 PM UTC

   #2802
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm so mad.
3. 2016-02-07 at 6:46 PM UTC

   #2803
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   I keep forgetting about eBay auctions and it's pissing me off beyond anything. I'm such a fucking idiot. I need a fucking peeper or some shit that reminds me of that bullshit. Fucking goddamn…. this is ruining my life.

   
   

   
   import ctypes
   import time
   import winsound
   
   def main():
       print "Welcome to your personal timer RisiR you idiot."
       print
       time_var = int(raw_input("Input leftover time in seconds: "))
       
       time.sleep(time_var)
       winsound.Beep(500,250)
       ctypes.windll.user32.MessageBoxA(0, "Get to Ebay you idiot", "Time's up", 1)
       
   
   main()
   

   
   
   Problem solved.
4. 2016-02-07 at 8:02 PM UTC

   #2804
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Hydro we all told you §m£ÂgØL was bad news and that whole situation with him living there was a clusterfuck but you told us we were all wrong about him so pardon me if im a little devoid of sympathy in regards to whatever the hell you guys have going on now. Life is a fucking bitch if you didn't know by now, just dont leave your animals to starve if you off yourself. Im too cold and broken to try to help people like you anymore.

   
   
   You salty ol nigga you.
5. 2016-02-07 at 8:26 PM UTC

   #2805
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   
   import ctypes
   import time
   import winsound
   
   def main():
   print "Welcome to your personal timer RisiR you idiot."
   print
   time_var = int(raw_input("Input leftover time in seconds: "))
   
   time.sleep(time_var)
   winsound.Beep(500,250)
   ctypes.windll.user32.MessageBoxA(0, "Get to Ebay you idiot", "Time's up", 1)
   
   
   main()
   

   
   
   Problem solved.

   I'm on a phone, bruh. No win. Only lose.
6. 2016-02-07 at 8:46 PM UTC

   #2806
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   I'm on a phone, bruh. No win. Only lose.

   
   Want me to write an android app instead? lel.
7. 2016-02-07 at 8:50 PM UTC

   #2807
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   That would be nice. Thank you.
8. 2016-02-07 at 9:47 PM UTC

   #2808
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   I keep forgetting about eBay auctions and it's pissing me off beyond anything. I'm such a fucking idiot. I need a fucking peeper or some shit that reminds me of that bullshit. Fucking goddamn…. this is ruining my life.

   
   I've used this, works great: http://www.gixen.com/index.php
9. 2016-02-07 at 10:04 PM UTC

   #2809
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'll check it out if it works tomorrow. I'm off to bed now. Night everybody.
10. 2016-02-07 at 10:14 PM UTC

    #2810
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Ha, decided to give an old song a listen:
    
    
    
    I'm so alone. I vaguely remember those days when my emotions hadn't fully died and I could still enjoy it, feel something. I wonder how much deeper I could have felt it if things had been optimal.
11. 2016-02-07 at 10:20 PM UTC

    #2811
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    I've used this, works great: http://www.gixen.com/index.php

    
    Mine's objectively more entertaining.
    
    
12. 2016-02-08 at 12:04 AM UTC

    #2812
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
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13. 2016-02-08 at 12:37 AM UTC

    #2813
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Nah sploo man that's just not cool you are a Clinton shill man you know SC is down with syncans, nutmeg, bundy what the fuck happened with the CCCrew nigga I fucking HATE Mexicans their weed and meth SUCK ASS don't you know SC ronaldo J trump stands up for LOLIS, WALLS TO KEEP OUT MUSLIMS, MEXICANS AND THOSE DAMN CANADIAN FREELOADING ICE HOLES. And cannabis and syncans (no more china) METH MADE IN AMERICA!!!! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
14. 2016-02-08 at 12:40 AM UTC

    #2814
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    That dude who threatened to beat me up? LOL he's skinny as fuck, even my mates laughed. He left the party early cos we "weren't his kinda people".
15. 2016-02-08 at 6:28 AM UTC

    #2815
    

    What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    What about Steve Avery? I'm not 100% convinced of his guilt. Regardless if he killed the bitch, he was not given a fair trial. The American justice system is so fucked. Oh, and his nephew, I mean wtf, he obviously was coerced.
16. 2016-02-08 at 6:30 AM UTC

    #2816
    

    What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    I quit drinking bacardi every night now I just have a few beers here and there. Ever heard of Gabbapentin (sp?) I thought it would be lame but I kinda like it
17. 2016-02-08 at 6:30 AM UTC

    #2817
    fanglekaii Yung Blood
    lolllllllllllllllllll
18. 2016-02-08 at 8:29 AM UTC

    #2818
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    So out of the mainstream I wouldn't have even known the Super Bowl was going on if it hadn't shown up on my reddit feed. Usually check it twice, once in an incognito window so I get all the default subs and don't miss anything.
19. 2016-02-08 at 9:54 AM UTC

    #2819
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    I quit drinking bacardi every night now I just have a few beers here and there. Ever heard of Gabbapentin (sp?) I thought it would be lame but I kinda like it

    
    Yeah i know about gabapentin, it's a tad strange in effects IMO but it helps with withdrawel as well. Also about Steven Avery he may have done it, but to me it wasn't proven beyond a reasonable doubt.
20. 2016-02-08 at 2:01 PM UTC

    #2820
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Yo, when's the super bowl?