The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

1. 2016-01-24 at 7:43 PM UTC

   #2621
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   That would be a nice life. Keep it pimpin, nigga.
2. 2016-01-25 at 5:14 AM UTC

   #2622
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Malice, do you use sex toys at all? I feel like whether you do or don't, you're very adamant about your decision with sex toys. I'm curious because I'm in the market for one (hydro is too far away) and if you do use one, which one and why? You probably would have made a more informed decision for your penis than I have with past sex toys.
   
   If anybody else wants to chime in to help me make the absolute best choice for my penis, it would be much appreciated.
3. 2016-01-25 at 5:23 AM UTC

   #2623
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Malice, do you use sex toys at all? I feel like whether you do or don't, you're very adamant about your decision with sex toys. I'm curious because I'm in the market for one (hydro is too far away) and if you do use one, which one and why? You probably would have made a more informed decision for your penis than I have with past sex toys.
   
   If anybody else wants to chime in to help me make the absolute best choice for my penis, it would be much appreciated.

   
   Loli doll.
4. 2016-01-25 at 5:31 AM UTC

   #2624
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Loli doll.

   
   Out of my budget unfortunately
5. 2016-01-25 at 5:38 AM UTC

   #2625
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   unfortunately

   
   Indeed, you do realize loli means little girl right?
   
6. 2016-01-25 at 5:42 AM UTC

   #2626
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Indeed, you do realize loli means little girl right?

   
   ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
7. 2016-01-25 at 5:46 AM UTC

   #2627
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   
   
   
   would you?
   
8. 2016-01-25 at 5:52 AM UTC

   #2628
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   
   
   would you?

   
   
   
   Yes.
   
   
9. 2016-01-25 at 5:55 AM UTC

   #2629
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Jesus Christ dude. Are the top ones actually sex dolls because that's so hilariously fucked up if they are.
   
   On the reals, I'd never get a sex doll. When I jack off I don't want to fucking cuddle my sex doll. I'm not that lonely that I'd wanna cuddle dolls. I just wanna get my fuck on and put it away. I'm not looking to wash out Chelsea's vagina and dress her before i stuff her back in the closet. I don't have anything against people who do own dolls but it's just not for me.
10. 2016-01-25 at 6:13 AM UTC

    #2630
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's Chalcee.
11. 2016-01-25 at 4:03 PM UTC

    #2631
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I have half hour for y'all to give me fighting tips before I get my ass handed to me.
    
    GO!
12. 2016-01-25 at 4:09 PM UTC

    #2632
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Seriously? What's the scenario?
13. 2016-01-25 at 4:10 PM UTC

    #2633
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    A location would also be helpful.
14. 2016-01-25 at 4:11 PM UTC

    #2634
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Some faggot in the summer was threatening to come to my town to beat me up, but like a faggot he pussied out. Now I'm living back in his town and even down his street. So I told him to come out and give me the scrap he wanted. I might be a bit drunk.
15. 2016-01-25 at 4:13 PM UTC

    #2635
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Molotov everything.
16. 2016-01-25 at 4:16 PM UTC

    #2636
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    On the real, though. I'd probably not risk getting in legal trouble for a faggot like that. If he lives down the street you'll meet eventually anyway so don't go now. Let him waste his time. Then when you see him some day, somewhere without bystanders you drag his jacket over his face and give it to him.
17. 2016-01-25 at 4:19 PM UTC

    #2637
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    By "give it to him" I mean your dick in his ass.
18. 2016-01-25 at 4:20 PM UTC

    #2638
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    If you get in a fight now, fight dirty. Kick in the nuts. Bite. Do whatever it takes to defend yourself. Don't get stabbed, maybe.
19. 2016-01-25 at 4:21 PM UTC

    #2639
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Nah nigga, I'll get him to come out and then get the first punch in. As long as I catch his jaw right it'll hopefully be over quickly. I'm not bothered about the legal anymore, I have no reason to care about that shit. If I knew exactly which house his was I'd just put a brick through his window at night. Best thing about being homeless is nobody knows where you are ;)
20. 2016-01-25 at 4:24 PM UTC

    #2640
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Kick him in the nuts, bruh.