2018-01-30 at 10:38 PM UTC
I think it would be funny to name a big ass yacht The Shitfucker. Can somebody photoshop Shitfucker as a yachts name for me?
2018-01-31 at 1:51 PM UTC
Family Guy isn't funny, scron.
2018-01-31 at 1:56 PM UTC
I can't believe I squinted my eyes to try to read a family guy joke. Ugh.
2018-01-31 at 2:09 PM UTC
I like how everyone has a hard-on for scron. It's like a modern day witch accusation.
If you haven't been called scron or Sploogook you aren't living
It's supposed to be an insult I think but those are two of the most hilarious posters here so it isn't very insulting.
2018-01-31 at 2:09 PM UTC
You people must be on a lot of drugs.
2018-01-31 at 2:11 PM UTC
Sploogook is our eternal leader and scronaldo is the chancellor here
2018-01-31 at 2:13 PM UTC
Thing is, scron was actually a pretty funny and even somewhat informative poster for a long time, but one day he decided to do a bunch of meth and spam every thread with senseless bullshit and weird ass memes
Then he would beg to come back, Lanny would let him, and he'd do the same fucking thing over and over and over again
Now, anybody new that posts anything resembling his retarded memes is assumed to be scron until proven otherwise
That's just how it is
2018-01-31 at 3:13 PM UTC
Originally posted by A College Professor
can the boat police stop people without cause there? Where I'm from the boat cops on the lakes come do a "safety inspection" on people minding their own business and try to get you in trouble for having a few beers while out on the water.
eeeyurp. they do it all the time...and theyre dicks about it. people who own boats have told me many, many stories about the bullshit. one guy had a three-digit figure ticket for a lifejacket violation. his boat was rated for x-number of people...he had three people on it...four lifejackets (more life jackets than there were people)...and the faggot cop gave him a ticket for that.
on a more positive note...we watched some dude in a speed boat hauling ass down the river with a faggot cop chasing him with its 'weeee-wooooo-weeeee-woooo' siren and he couldnt keep up. the gap between the boats had gone from a couple hundred yards when we first saw them to about a mile when we lost sight of them down the river.
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2018-01-31 at 3:28 PM UTC
I thought the whole point of having a boat was that it was a place to go to drink.
2018-01-31 at 3:43 PM UTC
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2018-01-31 at 3:54 PM UTC
I want an aircraft carrier.