man I had back problems last week and I ent up taking 16mgs of suboxone over the course of a week, i took the first 8 which was a huge mistake needless to say, after that i just cut the other doses, but i literally did not take a shit for a week despite eating a lot sausage and meat. Just a lil while ago i bought some magnesium citrate drink (and i've been drinking beer and coffee constantly) and just now finally took a holy shit! gododamn i feel bettrnow.
I just tried to take a shit but for some reason it stopped coming out and now it's stuck hanging out of me. I keep trying to fling it off by shaking my ass around but it just keeps slapping the sides of the toilet and sticking like glue.
Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly
I just tried to take a shit but for some reason it stopped coming out and now it's stuck hanging out of me. I keep trying to fling it off by shaking my ass around but it just keeps slapping the sides of the toilet and sticking like glue.
its probably a tape worm. youll have to manually pull it out. they can be up to forty feet long, so good luck.
Originally posted by infinityshock
the only things up your asshole are an ocean-going tanker full of nigger nutt-butter and enough lost dildos to start your own adult toy shop.
The only thing going up your dumbasshole is nigger dicks because you willing and readily take them you liberal queer
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motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
when I was at my pinnacle of H/hydromorphone/oxy abuse, I hadn't shit for a week either. It physically pained me so the point where I was bedridden. I called my dad and he got me some of that magnesium citrate drink. I chugged it. One hour later, I fucking blew my whole ass out. Such relief. That magnesium citrate is like, a god substance.
