Whenever I see that the last post of a thread in my subscriptions was by captain falcon, I don't click it.

1. 2018-01-03 at 12:24 AM UTC

   #41
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock theres going to be no exchanging anything…only you receiving orifice injections of quantities so massive that your grandmother is going to spontaneously give birth in her casket.

   
   Still interested. Number?
2. 2018-01-03 at 12:33 AM UTC

   #42
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by infinityshock theres going to be no exchanging anything…only you receiving orifice injections of quantities so massive that your grandmother is going to spontaneously give birth in her casket.

   
   wouldn't it be against one or more of your jedi codes for you to bang a paki?
   
   
   
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3. 2018-01-03 at 12:41 AM UTC

   #43
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Still interested. Number?

   
   ill give you $1 and some bellybutton lint if you swallow. otherwise...just the belly button lint
4. 2018-01-03 at 12:42 AM UTC

   #44
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist wouldn't it be against one or more of your jedi codes for you to bang a paki?
   .

   
   only if he shouts 'allah ackbar' when i shoot my testicular goo down his esophagus.
5. 2018-01-03 at 1 AM UTC

   #45
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock ill give you $1 and some bellybutton lint if you swallow. otherwise…just the belly button lint

   
   You're running away from the question like you ran away from negroes. Send me your phone number.
6. 2018-01-03 at 1:04 AM UTC

   #46
   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon I already told you, pm me your number, we'll meet up and we can exchange hot beef injections.

   
   Just when you thought craigslist was the bottom of the barrel.
7. 2018-01-03 at 1:09 AM UTC

   #47
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon You're running away from the question like you ran away from negroes. Send me your phone number.

   
   1-800-thatsnotgonnahappenyougibberingfaggot
8. 2018-01-03 at 1:10 AM UTC

   #48
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Nil Just when you thought craigslist was the bottom of the barrel.

   youve obviously never been in my gimp box after Bill Krozby has spent a few weeks in there
9. 2018-01-03 at 1:26 AM UTC

   #49
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   i don't know wtf he^ is
   
   
   
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10. 2018-01-03 at 1:30 AM UTC

    #50
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist i don't know wtf he^ is

    
    dont feel left out. no one else does either.
    
    'faggot' would be the most accurate descriptive.
11. 2018-01-03 at 1:46 AM UTC

    #51
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock 1-800-thatsnotgonnahappenyougibberingfaggot

    
    I know you retard. I just wanted to see all the ways you would dodge in. You're too fat and ugly to have sex with me.
12. 2018-01-03 at 1:57 AM UTC

    #52
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I know you retard. I just wanted to see all the ways you would dodge in. You're too fat and ugly to have sex with me.

    
    dont flatter yourself thinking you have an option in the matter. when youre duct-taped in the lithotomy position with an apple crammed into your cock-socket youre really going to get to know me.
13. 2018-01-03 at 2:02 AM UTC

    #53
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by infinityshock when i get a hold of your orifices theres going to be no quiet…only screaming and crying as your colon is ravaged asunder…even when i switch orifices to make use of your face-vagina the muffled gagging is going to wake the dead.

    Your so fat you haven't seen your dick in over 5 years and you would need a crane to get it up.
14. 2018-01-03 at 2:33 AM UTC

    #54
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Your so fat you haven't seen your dick in over 5 years and you would need a crane to get it up.

    
    agreed.
    
    a really big crane...
15. 2018-01-03 at 2:43 AM UTC

    #55
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by infinityshock agreed.
    
    a really big crane…

    
    Please die?
16. 2018-01-03 at 3:24 AM UTC

    #56
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Because I hurt Enter's feefees by calling him a boring little celibate fatty during his edgelord phase. He doesn't like it when people see through his gay facade.

    
    do you actaully believe this is why i hate you
    
    there is probably not one user on this site who hasn't made fun of me before, yet I don't hate them
    
    you're just a disgusting pakistani, worthless poster.
17. 2018-01-03 at 3:50 AM UTC

    #57
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by mmQ Please die?

    
    maybe we could build a fake Bill Krozby, booby trap it with a bomb and stick it near his house.
    
    
    
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18. 2018-01-03 at 3:55 AM UTC

    #58
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter do you actaully believe this is why i hate you
    
    there is probably not one user on this site who hasn't made fun of me before, yet I don't hate them

    
    Ah the ol' "I have thick skin". No you fat faggot. I didn't make fun of you. I laid your insecurities bare. That's the source of your buttfrustration.
19. 2018-01-03 at 3:59 AM UTC

    #59
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Ah the ol' "I have thick skin". No you fat faggot. I didn't make fun of you. I laid your insecurities bare. That's the source of your buttfrustration.

    
    how come I dont hate anyone else on this website
20. 2018-01-03 at 4:13 AM UTC

    #60
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter how come I dont hate anyone else on this website

    
    Because I'm the only one who sees through you like a screen door made of Swiss cheese, and therefore I'm the only one you've never been able to bother. Not one bit :)