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The road to the miserable, whiny, nihilistic prick I am today was caused by a woman.

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    nine years ago, i was a happy-go-lucky christian boy.

    then after she rejected me, to spite her, i became atheist. i wanted to be the opposite of who she wanted me to be. the CUNT.

    i just became edgier and edgier over the next decade, indulging myself in marquis de sade, and gore, and all sorts of shit.

    it was all because of her...

    fucking her. she ruined my life. she ruined my fucking life and now i'm this miserable piece of shit all alone on christmas with no friends or family. i'm human scum.
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    Who was she
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Who was she

    His sister
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    Originally posted by Fox Paws Who was she

    this chick i talked to online for 3 years, and then when we finally met she decided we should just "be friends" and then ended up blocking me. i know it sounds hilarious (and it is -- I can acknowledge and WANT it to be humorous for you folks), but something like that can really mess with a guy's psyche.
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    Oh enter, when will u ever learn. Classic enter
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    Originally posted by Fox Paws Oh enter, when will u ever learn. Classic enter

    this happened in 2008. i've even had girlfriends since then, which i thought would help me get over it, but it hasn't. i still feel worthless. i'm still miserable. i just want to know why she blocked me.



    how come she didn't want me, man?
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    I dunno, maybe because she had unrealistic expectations and got disappointed when she met you and realized you were just a person like everyone else on the planet. I’m really just guessing though. For all I know it’s because you made those casual rape jokes and she thought you were a complete psychopath. That was her right? Or was that someone else.

    Do you ever wonder what she’s doing now or who she ended up with?
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    Originally posted by Fox Paws I dunno, maybe because she had unrealistic expectations and got disappointed when she met you and realized you were just a person like everyone else on the planet. I’m really just guessing though. For all I know it’s because you made those casual rape jokes and she thought you were a complete psychopath. That was her right? Or was that someone else.

    Do you ever wonder what she’s doing now or who she ended up with?

    yeah that was her, but I exaggerated the awkwardness of that date for comedic effect. the rape jokes didn't come out of nowhere, we would make the same sort of jokes to each other online. Or I dunno, maybe when they were said IRL they became awkward for her.

    yeah, she's married now. seems to have a great life.
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    Originally posted by Enter yeah, she's married now. seems to have a great life.

    If you know all that about her then why don’t you just contact her and ask
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    Originally posted by Fox Paws If you know all that about her then why don’t you just contact her and ask

    a friend suggested I do this before, but it'd be fucking weird. "hey remember me from 10 years ago? why didn't you like me after we met?" she probably doesn't even remember. and even if I did, I doubt she'd give a real answer to avoid hurting my feelings.

    I actually had a huge drug trip once, and reflected on it. This is what I wrote:

    "She didn't like you when you met in real life because you were awkward, weird, slightly overweight, and then kept causing drama with her friends."

    I... guess that's a possibility?

    Also, lmao... while looking for the word file that was written in, I also found a word document called "valium insight", which I don't remember making. It would've been advice I'd have given to myself while on benzos. Opened it, but it was just a blank document hahahaha. That's our benzos! Kinda dissapointed though.
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    3 years tho?
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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    We know.
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  13. #13
    Whatever, merry Christmas enter.
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    Originally posted by Enter "She didn't like you when you met in real life because you were awkward, weird, slightly overweight, and then kept causing drama with her friends."

    I… guess that's a possibility?

    I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that’s probably got something to do with it
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Enter nine years ago, i was a happy-go-lucky christian boy.

    then after she rejected me, to spite her, i became atheist. i wanted to be the opposite of who she wanted me to be. the CUNT.

    i just became edgier and edgier over the next decade, indulging myself in marquis de sade, and gore, and all sorts of shit.

    it was all because of her…

    fucking her. she ruined my life. she ruined my fucking life and now i'm this miserable piece of shit all alone on christmas with no friends or family. i'm human scum.

    jesus fuck...take off the litte-girls underoos youre wearing...pull out your little dick from being stuffed up between your ass cheeks...and stop being a bitch

    theres billions and billions of vaginas running around this planet. i guaranfuckingtee you can find a better one in the general metropolitan area that is suffering through your existence.

    at least stop whining
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    You sound like ted bundy.
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    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Enter this happened in 2008. i've even had girlfriends since then, which i thought would help me get over it, but it hasn't. i still feel worthless. i'm still miserable. i just want to know why she blocked me.



    how come she didn't want me, man?

    Goddamnit, Enter. I love you, man. I'm sorry.

    Post last edited by HTS at 2017-12-25T15:20:43.723999+00:00
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    i was going to off myself tonite but sawing this thread made me feel a lil bit better about myself and i dont want to off myself anymore.

    thanks enter.

    you married my christmass.
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    Originally posted by Enter nine years ago, i was a happy-go-lucky christian boy.

    then after she rejected me, to spite her, i became atheist. i wanted to be the opposite of who she wanted me to be. the CUNT.

    i just became edgier and edgier over the next decade, indulging myself in marquis de sade, and gore, and all sorts of shit.

    it was all because of her…

    fucking her. she ruined my life. she ruined my fucking life and now i'm this miserable piece of shit all alone on christmas with no friends or family. i'm human scum.

    \m/ \m/ VINMETAL 666

    You know all of my niggas buck as fuck
    They don't give a fuck about fucking shit up
    And I don't give a fuck about showing niggas love
    When I mean mug, I hit a fool then I shoulder shrug
    I don't give a fuck if a bitch wanna fuck
    All these hoes sluts so I don't let them touch
    Nigga, shut the fuck up, fool, you ain't even tough
    Trynna play me, I beat him down 'til I pick him up
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    D4NG0 motherfucker
    You should make a comic about it, Enter.
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