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  1. #21
    Originally posted by mmQ Next weekend I'll be winning it. Thanks for asking.

    Not yet but I'm going to win next weekend. I appreciate you asking.
  2. #22
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I dropped my pocket.
  3. #23
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    how did you not know i am actor. i'm going to win the christmas lottery and buy a beamer, its gonna be a really really rad xmas.



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  4. #24
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i'm gonna save some of the money for the new year so that should be the shit too.



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  5. #25
    Ok you’re definitely Actor
  6. #26
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by NARCassist how did you not know i am actor. i'm going to win the christmas lottery and buy a beamer, its gonna be a really really rad xmas.

    and then your mowed down by mehmet in a stolen rubbish lorry.

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  7. #27
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader and then your mowed down by mehmet in a stolen rubbish lorry.

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    why would i wanna do that? sounds well lame.



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  8. #28
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by NARCassist why would i wanna do that? sounds well lame.

    you dont get to choose when terrorists are going to mow you over.

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  9. #29
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I'm literally going to the headquarters of the kkk here in tx for xmas with my gf, nothing but retard whytes and thuggy blacks for the most part evidently from everything I've read. It's a town where people just live there for the most part to sleep and eat and leave out of state to work in Louisiana. Should be interesting as I haven't left austin 5 years.

    pics or it didnt happen, handsome and well tanned individual
  10. #30
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ I dropped my pocket.

    ben dover and pick it up for me, lover
  11. #31
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock pics or it didnt happen, handsome and well tanned individual

    how could i have pix of something that hasn't happened yet, retard? I'm not a time traveler. I know you like to have black things travel through you're linear whyte hole but thats completely different, Dr. Douche bag.
  12. #32
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel I don't celebrate Christmas

    Do your parents make you wear women's clothing, while insulting you for being such a faggot.
  13. #33
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by DEWALT COMMUNITY OUTREACH Hello Marshall Swisher here, ( #DEWALT LIFE!! )

    We have a lot of great gift options this season, but I want to tell you about something very special we just came out with..

    It is a fire resistant vest with #blitzer jacket technology. These are specially designed and color blended to wear over a white t-shirt and collect and camouflage any #mustard-stains - leaving you feeling clean and refreshed this winter.

    A truly great gift for the one you love!! #DEWALT CHRISTMAS

    but what about my pants ?????
  14. #34
    *bump
  15. #35
    "And a crappy new year" keeps the sound closer to the original
  16. #36
    infinityshock Black Hole
    I'm about to explode. I have been eating non-stop since about 3:30 and that is in addition to my normal food intake...breakfast...snack...lunch...snack...

    I've eaten so much I had to literally open my belt a couple of notches.

    snack items...turkey...potatoes...christmas cookies...and more, all in multiple servings. there's enough food sloshing around in my guts to feed a small 3rd world country. fuck those nigger ethiopians...let them eat cock. as I type this I'm nibbling on Christmas chocolates with little candy cane sprinkles on top.

    I feel bad for the workers at the sewage plant tomorrow after all these calories works it's way thru my plumbing.
  17. #37
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby how could i have pix of something that hasn't happened yet, retard? I'm not a time traveler. I know you like to have black things travel through you're linear whyte hole but thats completely different, Dr. Douche bag.

    you're an idiot.
  18. #38
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader but what about my pants ?????

    you shouldn't be wearing any
  19. #39
    Candy cane flavored food sucks
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