"Potentially Hazardous" 3 mile asteroid

1. 2017-12-16 at 7:25 PM UTC

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   Madman African Astronaut
   Will be colliding or passing by earth tonight. The real question is is it a good reason to get high and is there any god we can pray to for it to make contact with the earth? I wanna be a nigga in space.
2. 2017-12-16 at 7:42 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   6.4 million miles away. It's gonna be a close one!
3. 2017-12-16 at 7:51 PM UTC

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   Madman African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ 6.4 million miles away. It's gonna be a close one!

   
   Propaganda, if they said how close it will actually be people will freak out, I've got leet jedi sources that say it will actually be much closer.
4. 2017-12-16 at 7:53 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Madman Propaganda, if they said how close it will actually be people will freak out, I've got leet jedi sources that say it will actually be much closer.

   
   Then why would “they” fuckin mention it at all you retard
5. 2017-12-16 at 7:53 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Madman Propaganda, if they said how close it will actually be people will freak out, I've got leet jedi sources that say it will actually be much closer.

   
   Who's THEY?
6. 2017-12-16 at 7:56 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   hopefully it lands on Bill Krozbys lap as hes masturbating to his cat
7. 2017-12-16 at 7:57 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Who's THEY?

   
   them
8. 2017-12-16 at 8:01 PM UTC

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   Madman African Astronaut
   I'm in the inner circle obviously, you're welcome asshat
9. 2017-12-16 at 8:04 PM UTC

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   Madman African Astronaut
   This asteroid is orbiting the sun and coming closer to earth each time it passes, if you don't think thats interesting maybe just fuck off
10. 2017-12-16 at 8:06 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Madman This asteroid is orbiting the sun and coming closer to earth each time it passes, if you don't think thats interesting maybe just fuck off

    
    It would be interesting if it was closer than 6 fucking million miles away or projected to EVER get closer than 1.8 million miles away, which it's not. THAT would be interesting.
11. 2017-12-16 at 8:10 PM UTC

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    Madman African Astronaut
    It's close in astronomical terms and their projection is really just an semi-informed guess.
12. 2017-12-16 at 8:12 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole
    not close enough...
13. 2017-12-16 at 8:12 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock hopefully it lands on Bill Krozbys lap as hes masturbating to his cat

    
    And that would have the added benefit of wiping the Bay Area off the map. 2 birds with 1 stone
14. 2017-12-16 at 8:14 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    TIL: Austin, TX is part of 'The Bay Area.'
15. 2017-12-16 at 8:16 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Madman It's close in astronomical terms and their projection is really just an semi-informed guess.

    
    I understand. Its all just technicalities. Nothing is actually potentially hazardous save for some bizarro incidence that has about a 0.0000000001% chance of actually happening.
16. 2017-12-16 at 8:16 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ TIL: Austin, TX is part of 'The Bay Area.'

    
    oh I must be thinking of Malice, they’re like the same guy almost.
    
    Either way, Texas can go too
17. 2017-12-16 at 8:18 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    TIL: Bill Krozby and malice are 'like the same guy, almost.'
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man, 
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18. 2017-12-16 at 8:19 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ TIL: Bill Krozby and malice are 'like the same guy, almost.'

    
    Good boy now here’s your candy
19. 2017-12-16 at 8:21 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    lol you need a good reason to get high?
20. 2017-12-16 at 8:30 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    TIL: Good boys get candy.