A beer... to get in the editorial spirit!

1. 2017-12-07 at 7:36 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   That's what I need by golly!
2. 2017-12-07 at 7:43 AM UTC

   #2
   Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
   Kys.
3. 2017-12-07 at 7:45 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   sorry, I don't want to get precummed on like a clydesdale
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   • The Self Taught Man
4. 2017-12-07 at 7:47 AM UTC

   #4
   Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
   No, you would get regular cummed on like a clydesdale.
5. 2017-12-07 at 7:48 AM UTC

   #5
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   I mean I get that it's some people's thing, clearly, but really I'm looking to reduce the amount of clydesdale ejaculate, and horse ejaculate more generally, in my life rather than increase it.
6. 2017-12-07 at 7:50 AM UTC

   #6
   Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
   NB, I'm not actually a clydesdale. Just saw the usertitle, fuck, man.
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   • The Self Taught Man
7. 2017-12-07 at 7:52 AM UTC

   #7
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   I don't know, I'm going to have to see some precumming in order to verify that
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   • The Self Taught Man
8. 2017-12-07 at 7:54 AM UTC

   #8
   Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
   Is this a trick? If you saw my precum, you might think I actually was a clydesdale.
   
   I know you just want to see my dick, but what do I get in return?
9. 2017-12-07 at 7:59 AM UTC

   #9
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   an erection?
10. 2017-12-07 at 8:06 AM UTC

    #10
    Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
    I'd have to have an erection in order to get the juices flowing anyway. You're trying to trick me again. You gotta pay to play bb.
11. 2017-12-07 at 8:09 AM UTC

    #11
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    yeah, but I'll give you a reason to get an erection. That's gotta be worth something
12. 2017-12-07 at 8:12 AM UTC

    #12
    Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
    I'm interested. You have my attention.
13. 2017-12-07 at 8:18 AM UTC

    #13
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Edit my cock tho
14. 2017-12-07 at 8:26 AM UTC

    #14
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    editing in progress....
15. 2017-12-07 at 8:26 AM UTC

    #15
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    sorry, it doesn't meet this publication's length requirement
16. 2017-12-07 at 8:26 AM UTC

    #16
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    consider publication with twitter
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    • aldra, 
    • The Self Taught Man
17. 2017-12-07 at 8:28 AM UTC

    #17
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    May I get an extension?
18. 2017-12-07 at 8:30 AM UTC

    #18
    Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
    Oh sure, you get me all worked up and excited and then blow me off.
19. 2017-12-07 at 8:31 AM UTC

    #19
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I mean the reason for the erection was in order to post a picture of your clydesdalesque precum. If that's not a reason to get hard I don't know what is
20. 2017-12-07 at 8:39 AM UTC

    #20
    Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
    Wut? The reason to get hard was solely to send you a picture of my penis? I'm not showing the goods just so you can get off.