2017-12-07 at 7:36 AM UTC
That's what I need by golly!
2017-12-07 at 7:45 AM UTC
sorry, I don't want to get precummed on like a clydesdale
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2017-12-07 at 7:47 AM UTC
No, you would get regular cummed on like a clydesdale.
2017-12-07 at 7:48 AM UTC
I mean I get that it's some people's thing, clearly, but really I'm looking to reduce the amount of clydesdale ejaculate, and horse ejaculate more generally, in my life rather than increase it.
2017-12-07 at 7:50 AM UTC
NB, I'm not actually a clydesdale. Just saw the usertitle, fuck, man.
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2017-12-07 at 7:52 AM UTC
I don't know, I'm going to have to see some precumming in order to verify that
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2017-12-07 at 7:54 AM UTC
Is this a trick? If you saw my precum, you might think I actually was a clydesdale.
I know you just want to see my dick, but what do I get in return?
2017-12-07 at 8:06 AM UTC
I'd have to have an erection in order to get the juices flowing anyway. You're trying to trick me again. You gotta pay to play bb.
2017-12-07 at 8:09 AM UTC
yeah, but I'll give you a reason to get an erection. That's gotta be worth something
2017-12-07 at 8:12 AM UTC
I'm interested. You have my attention.
2017-12-07 at 8:26 AM UTC
sorry, it doesn't meet this publication's length requirement
2017-12-07 at 8:26 AM UTC
consider publication with twitter
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2017-12-07 at 8:30 AM UTC
Oh sure, you get me all worked up and excited and then blow me off.
2017-12-07 at 8:31 AM UTC
I mean the reason for the erection was in order to post a picture of your clydesdalesque precum. If that's not a reason to get hard I don't know what is
2017-12-07 at 8:39 AM UTC
Wut? The reason to get hard was solely to send you a picture of my penis? I'm not showing the goods just so you can get off.