Are you going to heaven?

1. 2017-11-27 at 3:02 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Assume the religion of your birth family is real.
2. 2017-11-27 at 3:06 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm not. I am going to hell. I am going to burn. Yet I feel wronged.
3. 2017-11-27 at 3:09 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   Depends on criteria
   
   I don't think I've been bad enough to go to hell, so probably? maybe a little while in purgatory.
   
   If I should've been praying to one god or another though, yeah, off to hell I go
4. 2017-11-27 at 3:14 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Assume the religion of your birth family is real.

   
   I think that means everyone is going to the great beyond regardless or some shit, I'm not really sure.
5. 2017-11-27 at 3:31 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   That would be Christianity for me, and no, I'd be forcefully cast into the Lake of Fire. I also think a a good portion of "Christians" would also go there despite what they think.
6. 2017-11-27 at 4:14 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Assume the religion of your birth family is real.

   
   Oh. Family was never particularly religious, mother's side was Methodist and I honestly have no idea what they believe
   
   Father's side was Buddhist, so if I was bad enough I'd probably just be reincarnated as a dung beetle or a Turk something
7. 2017-11-27 at 4:15 AM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   yea im a great person imo
8. 2017-11-27 at 4:22 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   For God so loved the world that He fucked it up immediately and instead of erasing it and trying again he condemned everyone to everlasting agony unless they worship Him and his shitty creation making abilities.
9. 2017-11-27 at 4:25 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ For God so loved the world that He fucked it up immediately and instead of erasing it and trying again he condemned everyone to everlasting agony unless they worship Him and his shitty creation making abilities.

   
   god is real dumbass
   
   we just don't know it's name yet
10. 2017-11-27 at 4:33 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole
    there is no such thing as god
11. 2017-11-27 at 4:35 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock there is no such thing as god

    
    yeah the complicated evolution of morality and spirituality clearly has no purpose
12. 2017-11-27 at 4:36 AM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    if the case is true that there is a god, that doesn't imply that you have to care
13. 2017-11-27 at 5:05 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by jimmy yeah the complicated evolution of morality and spirituality clearly has no purpose

    
    of course it has a purpose. population control.
14. 2017-11-27 at 5:10 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    A godless world needs no control
15. 2017-11-27 at 5:12 AM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    One ticket ride to the lavazone
16. 2017-11-27 at 5:13 AM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock of course it has a purpose. population control.

    
    you put frogs in vaginas
    
    

    Originally posted by mmQ A godless world needs no control

    
    Nietzsche is fedorable xD, throw a little Machiavelli in there for a sharper hedge
17. 2017-11-27 at 5:14 AM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by jimmy you put frogs in vaginas

    
    It's called frogging, get with the times.
18. 2017-11-27 at 5:25 AM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ A godless world needs no control

    
    Even a godful world needs no control
19. 2017-11-27 at 6:13 AM UTC

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    apric0t Houston
    I thought about this last night as I delved deeper and deeper into conspiracy theories that lead me to believe the ancient evil vs good heaven vs hell war was not only real, but is still raging to this very day right infront of our eyes just hidden from our ears.
    
    Anyways no, no I likely would not make it in.
20. 2017-11-27 at 6:15 AM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
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