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good drug stash spots for dealing with TSA/customs

  1. #21
    bling bling Dark Matter
    they could strip me , make me open my legs make me cough and bend double, but they could never found out if i had anything
  2. #22
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Grimace They can't smell it in your ass if you use the method I used. If they can, one of two scenarios:

    1: You have a gaping asshole
    2: They have the nose of a bloodhound.

    its not about the sniffer dog being able to smell it you fool, its about your drugs smelling and tasting of your own shit when you get them out. most plastics, including cling film, won't keep your drugs from taking on that aroma.

    you're clearly an amateur at this.



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  3. #23
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Grimace During prison, I was assigned to a detail that poured concrete for a city about 20 miles away. We would do all the pouring for wheelchair ramps, sidewalks, etc. I didn't give a shit what I was doing. It got me out of the prison for 10 hours a day.

    Coming back into the prison, each inmate had to sit on a "contraband detection chair" which was designed to see if anything was in your ass. Either it didn't work, or we were too slick, as no one ever triggered it. In addition to that, we had the traditional strip naked, squat, and cough routine. Anyone who has smuggled some shit knows how to hold it in even during that.

    It was pretty straightforward.

    those chairs are for detecting cell phones not drugs.



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  4. #24
    bling bling Dark Matter
    it was a beutifully polished aluminium tube that unscrewed exactly in the middle.

    three and a half inch, thumb thick, very high into the big intestine
  5. #25
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    B.O.S.S.©

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    Who's THE BOSS now, bitch?™
  6. #26
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ B.O.S.S.©

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    Who's THE BOSS now, bitch?™

    clearly not you™



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  7. #27
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 sneak out onto the tarmac and hide in the wheel-well of the airliner.

    Problem solved.

    there have been multiple examples of niggers trying that exact technique. it doesnt work out so well.
  8. #28
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by NARCassist clearly not you™



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    What?
  9. #29
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    head from korn said he would put his meth inside of baggies and then inside his shampoo bottles and under neith the deodorant bar inside the deodorant container.

    I don't have to much experience "smuggling" but 8 years ago or so, I had to turn myself into jail and that night I went out for dinner with my gf and did a bunch of heroin and swallowed a balloon of kpins because I knew I was going to need it lol. So I assed it out after being booked watched it off and got fucked up.

    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-11-20T00:34:10.128641+00:00
  10. #30
    Just fuck whatever in your checked luggage. No one fucking cares.
  11. #31
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Issue313 Just fuck whatever in your checked luggage. No one fucking cares.

    some people do care... just depends on the airport, please don't give him haphazard advice he's trying to be smart about this.
  12. #32
    pop one of your eyeballs out and hide the baggie in the socket
  13. #33
    Originally posted by infinityshock there have been multiple examples of niggers trying that exact technique. it doesnt work out so well.

    :) lol

    oh yeah, and bring and oxygen tank and lots of layers of fleece for the ride.
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