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  1. #61
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. #62
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery You're retarded.

    That belief won't help you when you're dying unable to move from obesity at the age of 47
  3. #63
    Not even obesity. Just general malnutrition will wear down the body. The fat and salt will lead to high blood pressure. You're going to die in front of the microwave (not bad) with an El Monterey burrito still spinning inside.
  4. #64
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery No.

    I used to put them under a slice of cheese, and watch them die.
  5. #65
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Not even obesity. Just general malnutrition will wear down the body. The fat and salt will lead to high blood pressure. You're going to die in front of the microwave (not bad) with an El Monterey burrito still spinning inside.

    maybe it will be cool enough to eat without getting third degree burns by the time the paramedics arrive.
  6. #66
    zero

    mike is cancer
  7. #67
    Originally posted by Lanny maybe it will be cool enough to eat without getting third degree burns by the time the paramedics arrive.

    The US military is looking into weapons Hot Pockets
  8. #68
    It'll be like that WWII fire bat idea except they just drop hot pockets over the enemy and have them blow up in the microwave.
  9. #69
    Pressure cookers in backpacks are pretty efficient too
  10. #70
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Pressure cookers in backpacks are pretty efficient too

    if your backpacking and have a pressure cocker, your not backpacking efficiently ...
  11. #71
    Originally posted by benny vader if your backpacking and have a pressure cocker, your not backpacking efficiently …

    Not if you're a nomadic mushroom grower who uses the vessel as a container for all your other shit when you're not cooking up some jars. Bet you didn't think of that did you?
  12. #72
    If you're a nomadic mushroom grower with a pressure cooker, you aren't growing mushrooms efficiently.
  13. #73
    Originally posted by greenplastic Not if you're a nomadic mushroom grower who uses the vessel as a container for all your other shit when you're not cooking up some jars.

    Or a meth cook
  14. #74
    Making meth in a regular pressure cooker sounds like a good way to up the risk.
  15. #75
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by greenplastic Not if you're a nomadic mushroom grower who uses the vessel as a container for all your other shit when you're not cooking up some jars. Bet you didn't think of that did you?

    were talking about capt'an faggot here.

    hes more predisposed to be a marathon bomber than mushroom grower.
  16. #76
    bling bling Dark Matter
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    bling bling Dark Matter
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