How many microwaves do you have?

1. 2017-10-25 at 6:40 AM UTC

   #61
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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2. 2017-10-25 at 2:12 PM UTC

   #62
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery You're retarded.

   
   That belief won't help you when you're dying unable to move from obesity at the age of 47
3. 2017-10-25 at 2:23 PM UTC

   #63
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Not even obesity. Just general malnutrition will wear down the body. The fat and salt will lead to high blood pressure. You're going to die in front of the microwave (not bad) with an El Monterey burrito still spinning inside.
4. 2017-10-25 at 6:57 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery No.

   
   I used to put them under a slice of cheese, and watch them die.
5. 2017-10-26 at 6:20 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Not even obesity. Just general malnutrition will wear down the body. The fat and salt will lead to high blood pressure. You're going to die in front of the microwave (not bad) with an El Monterey burrito still spinning inside.

   
   maybe it will be cool enough to eat without getting third degree burns by the time the paramedics arrive.
6. 2017-10-26 at 7:56 AM UTC

   #66
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   zero
   
   mike is cancer
7. 2017-10-26 at 1:08 PM UTC

   #67
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny maybe it will be cool enough to eat without getting third degree burns by the time the paramedics arrive.

   
   The US military is looking into weapons Hot Pockets
8. 2017-10-26 at 3:09 PM UTC

   #68
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It'll be like that WWII fire bat idea except they just drop hot pockets over the enemy and have them blow up in the microwave.
9. 2017-10-26 at 7:21 PM UTC

   #69
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Pressure cookers in backpacks are pretty efficient too
10. 2017-10-26 at 7:32 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Pressure cookers in backpacks are pretty efficient too

    
    if your backpacking and have a pressure cocker, your not backpacking efficiently ...
11. 2017-10-26 at 8:11 PM UTC

    #71
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader if your backpacking and have a pressure cocker, your not backpacking efficiently …

    
    Not if you're a nomadic mushroom grower who uses the vessel as a container for all your other shit when you're not cooking up some jars. Bet you didn't think of that did you?
12. 2017-10-26 at 8:54 PM UTC

    #72
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    If you're a nomadic mushroom grower with a pressure cooker, you aren't growing mushrooms efficiently.
13. 2017-10-26 at 9:07 PM UTC

    #73
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by greenplastic Not if you're a nomadic mushroom grower who uses the vessel as a container for all your other shit when you're not cooking up some jars.

    
    Or a meth cook
14. 2017-10-26 at 11:37 PM UTC

    #74
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Making meth in a regular pressure cooker sounds like a good way to up the risk.
15. 2017-10-27 at 3:02 AM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by greenplastic Not if you're a nomadic mushroom grower who uses the vessel as a container for all your other shit when you're not cooking up some jars. Bet you didn't think of that did you?

    
    were talking about capt'an faggot here.
    
    hes more predisposed to be a marathon bomber than mushroom grower.
16. 2017-11-24 at 8:57 PM UTC

    #76
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
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17. 2017-11-24 at 8:58 PM UTC

    #77
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
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