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    Panthrax Tuskegee Airman
    i have this issue where when I eat soup or a saucy sandwich that it gets all up in my mustash, and so i gotta keep wipin it off with napkins and or using my mouth to vacuum clean it off like every two bites.

    but i been working a long time to get all this lengthage growed in and dont really wanna cut it off
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    Panthrax Tuskegee Airman
    i bet its pretty horrible to watch !
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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Yeah. It sucks.
  4. #4
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Panthrax i have this issue where when I eat soup or a saucy sandwich that it gets all up in my mustash, and so i gotta keep wipin it off with napkins and or using my mouth to vacuum clean it off like every two bites.

    but i been working a long time to get all this lengthage growed in and dont really wanna cut it off

    use a straw, heathen.
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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by infinityshock use a straw, heathen.

    Use a straw for soup or a sandwich?
  6. #6
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Use a straw for soup or a sandwich?

    Sandwich.

    Cut it up and suck through a cardboard toilet paper tube.

    Suck really, really hard.

    Piece of piss mate.
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    Panthrax Tuskegee Airman
    what about hot wings
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    Now I only have more questions:

    How small do you cut them up? What if you don't use toilet paper? Can you still do this with soup? Is a piece of piss supposed to be easy or hard?
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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Panthrax what about hot wings

    Use chopsticks.
  10. #10
    bling bling Dark Matter
    use a rizla to bomb irt
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