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2017-10-29 at 8:09 PM UTC
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2017-10-29 at 8:11 PM UTCRoses are red
Violets are cheaper
If i photograph your kids
Please don't call me a creeper.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-10-30 at 3:48 AM UTCSophie sucked a small boy's cock
Thrust in butt, he heard a pop
And when the little boy did scream
That poor toy was filled with cream
"To the next!" The pedo said.
"Time to make a young girl red!"
He whipped his dick, oh how it gleamed
Pound her ass to smithereens
"Fuck your biologic clock"
"Fuck yer mum and fuck ur talk"
"Cause if you are under eighteen"
"I will dick you to your spleen"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-10-30 at 3:51 AM UTC
Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Sophie sucked a small boy's cock
Thrust in butt, he heard a pop
And when the little boy did scream
That poor toy was filled with cream
"To the next!" The pedo said.
"Time to make a young girl red!"
He whipped his dick, oh how it gleamed
Pound her ass to smithereens
"Fuck your biologic clock"
"Fuck yer mum and fuck ur talk"
"Cause if you are under eighteen"
"I will dick you to your spleen"
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2017-10-30 at 4:16 AM UTCEh it wasn't that bad. "Ode to Sophie" Does have a nice ring to it, but lose the homosex.
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2017-10-30 at 4:50 AM UTC
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2017-11-05 at 11:19 PM UTCoh
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2017-11-05 at 11:22 PM UTC
First hand. Yeah come get it from the first hand,
Your bitch wanna fuck because I'm the man and see
saw all my bands.
Yeah I got racks on racks, like a Benjamin Franklin
attack. Speaking of attack, I pull twin glocks and pull
the triggers faster than an addict on crack.
I stay tweaked in the trap, tweaked in the trap.
All you other MC's just stop, your shit is wack. -
2017-11-05 at 11:29 PM UTC
Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Sophie sucked a small boy's cock
Thrust in butt, he heard a pop
And when the little boy did scream
That poor toy was filled with cream
"To the next!" The pedo said.
"Time to make a young girl red!"
He whipped his dick, oh how it gleamed
Pound her ass to smithereens
"Fuck your biologic clock"
"Fuck yer mum and fuck ur talk"
"Cause if you are under eighteen"
"I will dick you to your spleen"
Thought this nigga went hard fam. -
2017-11-06 at 4:37 AM UTC
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2017-11-06 at 7 PM UTC
Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Sophie sucked a small boy's cock
Thrust in butt, he heard a pop
And when the little boy did scream
That poor toy was filled with cream
"To the next!" The pedo said.
"Time to make a young girl red!"
He whipped his dick, oh how it gleamed
Pound her ass to smithereens
"Fuck your biologic clock"
"Fuck yer mum and fuck ur talk"
"Cause if you are under eighteen"
"I will dick you to your spleen"
Lol you're so fucked up -
2017-11-08 at 4:57 AM UTCYee, I have one:
mmmmmmmQuestions
His companion a cat, small and sweet,
With dainty white tips decorating her feet.
Aside from Chootie, he is all alone,
Except for when his mother calls on the phone.
Like his faith, his father is dead,
And often he struggles to get out of bed.
He turned to the internet, to fill these voids,
And henceforth joined a community of mongoloids.
We see him now, preparing to post,
Deciding which thread he likes the most.
Although he laughs, and says it's good fun,
It's clear there are troubles he's trying to outrun.
Hearing a ding, he crosses the floor,
And hands a 20 to the man at the door.
His diet is simple, pizza and booze,
Despite there being some pounds he should lose.
Taking a swig, he starts his ride,
Trying to mask the fact that he's dead inside.
Hours pass, and activity slows,
As his mood begins to sink to new lows.
Staring at the screen, he lets out a sigh,
Perhaps it is time for him to simply die.
Early the next morning, a call is placed,
And to his house the paramedics all raced.
They find him there, cold and still,
His final note left on the window sill.
And that is that, the last of mmQ,
A miserable soul through and through. -
2017-11-08 at 12:12 PM UTCRoses are red
Violets are blue
This thread is gay
And so are you -
2017-11-08 at 12:15 PM UTCJack is nimble
Jack is quick
Jack sits on a big fat dick -
2017-11-08 at 3:49 PM UTC
Originally posted by Dargo Yee, I have one:
mmmmmmmQuestions
His companion a cat, small and sweet,
With dainty white tips decorating her feet.
Aside from Chootie, he is all alone,
Except for when his mother calls on the phone.
Like his faith, his father is dead,
And often he struggles to get out of bed.
He turned to the internet, to fill these voids,
And henceforth joined a community of mongoloids.
We see him now, preparing to post,
Deciding which thread he likes the most.
Although he laughs, and says it's good fun,
It's clear there are troubles he's trying to outrun.
Hearing a ding, he crosses the floor,
And hands a 20 to the man at the door.
His diet is simple, pizza and booze,
Despite there being some pounds he should lose.
Taking a swig, he starts his ride,
Trying to mask the fact that he's dead inside.
Hours pass, and activity slows,
As his mood begins to sink to new lows.
Staring at the screen, he lets out a sigh,
Perhaps it is time for him to simply die.
Early the next morning, a call is placed,
And to his house the paramedics all raced.
They find him there, cold and still,
His final note left on the window sill.
And that is that, the last of mmQ,
A miserable soul through and through.
That was actually pretty damn decent. -
2017-11-08 at 4:50 PM UTC
Originally posted by Dargo Yee, I have one:
mmmmmmmQuestions
His companion a cat, small and sweet,
With dainty white tips decorating her feet.
Aside from Chootie, he is all alone,
Except for when his mother calls on the phone.
Like his faith, his father is dead,
And often he struggles to get out of bed.
He turned to the internet, to fill these voids,
And henceforth joined a community of mongoloids.
We see him now, preparing to post,
Deciding which thread he likes the most.
Although he laughs, and says it's good fun,
It's clear there are troubles he's trying to outrun.
Hearing a ding, he crosses the floor,
And hands a 20 to the man at the door.
His diet is simple, pizza and booze,
Despite there being some pounds he should lose.
Taking a swig, he starts his ride,
Trying to mask the fact that he's dead inside.
Hours pass, and activity slows,
As his mood begins to sink to new lows.
Staring at the screen, he lets out a sigh,
Perhaps it is time for him to simply die.
Early the next morning, a call is placed,
And to his house the paramedics all raced.
They find him there, cold and still,
His final note left on the window sill.
And that is that, the last of mmQ,
A miserable soul through and through.
You left out all the good stuff. :(
But not badly put together. Hints of accuracy but mostly sensationalism and disdain likely stemming from being personally offended by my casual mockery of Christianity, but you'll get over that :)
Dargo
Soviet Russia born and raised
Saw America, became amazed
Chose to move across the sea
An expert in psychology
Just like me he lives alone
But didn't have a friend to phone
And with no friends and with no pets
He had to make a decision yet
It didn't take long, he jumped with joy
Got himself a little boy
Our Christian pyschologist, Russian born
Adopting kids (but not for porn!)
That's mostly all there is to know
Aside from that he's same as most
Had funny posts for quite a while
Now Bill Krozby bashing is his style
But despite his harsh words on this site
He's a true and honest man of ChristThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-11-09 at 2:29 AM UTCHoly fuck
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2017-11-12 at 8:34 PM UTChi, i'm, my name is Bate,
and i'm here to masturbate,
to stroke my penis erect,
until it and i finally ejaculate.
for i'm thy master, master bate,
for what i did, doing & will perpetually do is masturbate. -
2017-11-12 at 8:49 PM UTCI looked to the sky and cried.
Weeping and gnashing of teeth.
This is my eternal punishment.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-11-12 at 8:50 PM UTCSome people just can't rhyme, and while that's fine i think it provides an opportunity to shine and maybe have a good time. To show off your skills with language, make a quip, niggas tell me i'm savage. But i am quite civilized, not unreasonably prized, let me take you on a ride through silly syllables and grammar tricks; whimsical. It's physical don't take my post as inimical. I'm pretty good at this chances are favorable my success is obtainable and my victory unassailable. Well if this were a contest, of course in this context i jest. But when you jest with the best you lose like the rest.
