ATTN: Lanny

2017-10-20 at 2:48 AM UTC

#41

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by mmQ A) I'm not the 10 feet tall it would take for that to be personally feasible

B) if I had an extended shower cord one that could reach me on the potty it could very well work as a manual bidet of sorts.

I'm not gonna look into it though as I prefer icing bag method always have always will

then use the flusher and your palm to redirect the water coming out to your asshole.

2017-10-20 at 3:13 AM UTC

#42

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Originally posted by benny vader then use the flusher and your palm to redirect the water coming out to your asshole.

Prefer icing bag. /bowel

2017-10-20 at 4:11 AM UTC

#43

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

a unicyclical quandary
a delirioliolioliolioliolio
a wheeeeeeeeeeeeel gont

2017-10-20 at 4:13 AM UTC

#44

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by just one more mongol a unicyclical quandary
a delirioliolioliolioliolio
a wheeeeeeeeeeeeel gont

thats 3 circoys 4 u m5y

2017-10-20 at 4:14 AM UTC

#45

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by just one more mongol thats 3 circoys 4 u m5y

discussed
disgust
discus <--- FOUND ANOTHER CIRCOY!!

2017-10-20 at 4:17 AM UTC

#46

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

mine my memes for mimetic memetics

2017-10-20 at 10:59 AM UTC

#47

blackbird Tuskegee Airman

sploo for mod

2017-10-20 at 4:49 PM UTC

#48

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Just quick shower and dab dry your dankhole after pooping.. cause using wetwipes and such cause haemorrhoids. itchy poop butt

Plus it's funny if you're doing a handyman construction job at someones house and they catch you using their shower and towell

2017-10-20 at 4:52 PM UTC

#49

LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

Originally posted by Totse 2001 Just quick shower and dab dry your dankhole after pooping.. cause using wetwipes and such cause haemorrhoids. itchy poop butt

Plus it's funny if you're doing a handyman construction job at someones house and they catch you using their shower and towell

That's not funny. Nigga finna get your ass beat if someone catches you using their towel to dry your butthole.

2017-10-20 at 5:16 PM UTC

#50

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Yall remember Marijuana Rex

2017-10-20 at 6:02 PM UTC

#51

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by blackbird sploo for mod

2017-10-20 at 6:23 PM UTC

#52

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Originally posted by mashlehash Yall remember Marijuana Rex

Marijuanasaras Rex

2017-10-20 at 10:08 PM UTC

#53

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery That's not funny. Nigga finna get your ass beat if someone catches you using their towel to dry your butthole.

Not if he aint home. Maybe his Wife or Momma might come at me. I just thought I heard her say it was OK to shower off afterwards. :}

2017-10-21 at 1:12 AM UTC

#54

LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

Originally posted by Totse 2001 Not if he aint home. Maybe his Wife or Momma might come at me. I just thought I heard her say it was OK to shower off afterwards. :}

Nigga you nasty. Why can't you shit like a normal person? You were the one talking about shitting on the floor before too.

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2017-10-21 at 1:15 AM UTC

#55

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Nigga you nasty. Why can't you shit like a normal person? You were the one talking about shitting on the floor before too.

*sits by you on a strip club couch with a long sleeve shirt & a gold chain on, smoking a blunt*

2017-10-21 at 1:50 AM UTC

#56

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Nigga you nasty. Why can't you shit like a normal person? You were the one talking about shitting on the floor before too.

Bloo'

I said lay down butt gaskets (toilet seat covers) and shit and then wipe then more butt gaskets and then pick it up yourself and drop it into the toilet. It's your own fucking shit. then wash your hands like a civilized fucking person.

remember the original topic was Someone crapping all over the fucking seat.. you dont want hep.

but if your urge is bad enough, you have a door that locks, toilet paper and butt gaskets. and if you dont.. fucking grab toilet paper or use your undies/socks to wipe your ass in the woods.

2017-10-21 at 1:53 AM UTC

#57

The Self Taught Man Black Hole