ATTN: Lanny

2017-10-19 at 9:40 AM UTC

#21

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Originally posted by -SpectraL There's a shit ass pile of active accounts which are practically open to the public. Just use one of those as an alt.

But are they established?

2017-10-19 at 12:36 PM UTC

#22

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by just one more mongol usually when i do that i get a 2 day ban

her period is extra heavy this time.

she even deleted my posts into the thin air, not to the trash cann .... not to other places ...

into the thin air.

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Panthrax

2017-10-19 at 8:34 PM UTC

#23

-SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

Originally posted by mmQ But are they established?

A couple or a few, but not many.

2017-10-20 at 1:08 AM UTC

#24

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Although I'v had some great youthful (NON GAY) times in San Francisco

I'm all East Bay Representing!

Born and Raised in the Oakland area. just like Tom Fucking Hanks!

2017-10-20 at 1:10 AM UTC

#25

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

I should of said Clint Eastwood first

2017-10-20 at 1:14 AM UTC

#26

Lanny Bird of Courage

Originally posted by just one more mongol Why did you ban my "idk" alt? I never flooded the forum 800,000 times in a row, the only reason I don't have accounts is because I TSTM them. if you banned my idk alt you should've given me a temporary ban because I was never exiled from the forum in the first place

You spammed multiple pages of inane shit before TSTM'ing, you're lucky to be back at all.

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The Self Taught Man

2017-10-20 at 1:16 AM UTC

#27

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Lanny You spammed multiple pages of inane shit before TSTM'ing, you're lucky to be back at all.

sound like someone's a frothy dad node ;\

2017-10-20 at 1:16 AM UTC

#28

Panthrax Tuskegee Airman

Yeah got to love it, I only shower once or twice a week out here and I look cleaner than most of the ppl I see.

2017-10-20 at 1:19 AM UTC

#29

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

my mouth tastes so bad after the first week of not brushing

2017-10-20 at 1:20 AM UTC

#30

-SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

Not a Lanny thread.

2017-10-20 at 1:20 AM UTC

#31

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

lanny used to be on the mothership crossing metal poles to make dad nodes but then i came and now he's even scared of the world wide word of a dad with a dot com and the mothership aint here for him anymore either lmao

2017-10-20 at 1:20 AM UTC

#32

Panthrax Tuskegee Airman

Ill tell you a little trick I come up with, after you take a dummp and wipe all the shit-schmere off your butthole you get some more TP and waddle over to the sink. You put some water on it and then wipe your bunkhole with that and then dry if off with more TP paper.

This is basically what the asians have been doing for years and those ppl just smell like garlic

2017-10-20 at 1:23 AM UTC

#33

-SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

Originally posted by Panthrax Ill tell you a little trick I come up with, after you take a dummp and wipe all the shit-schmere off your butthole you get some more TP and waddle over to the sink. You put some water on it and then wipe your bunkhole with that and then dry if off with more TP paper.

This is basically what the asians have been doing for years and those ppl just smell like garlic

You will get a bad rash doing that, as the water makes the shit juice absorb into the lining of your anus, irritating it.

2017-10-20 at 1:25 AM UTC

#34

Panthrax Tuskegee Airman

FUCK

2017-10-20 at 2:08 AM UTC

#35

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by -SpectraL You will get a bad rash doing that, as the water makes the shit juice absorb into the lining of your anus, irritating it.

asian brown rings are of a darker brown kind, their more chemical resistant.

2017-10-20 at 2:20 AM UTC

#36

-SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

Originally posted by benny vader asian brown rings are of a darker brown kind, their more chemical resistant.

More rugged and built like a tank, no doubt.

2017-10-20 at 2:31 AM UTC

#37

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by -SpectraL More rugged and built like a tank, no doubt.

no, not physically. just chemically.

2017-10-20 at 2:31 AM UTC

#38

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Originally posted by Panthrax Ill tell you a little trick I come up with, after you take a dummp and wipe all the shit-schmere off your butthole you get some more TP and waddle over to the sink. You put some water on it and then wipe your bunkhole with that and then dry if off with more TP paper.

This is basically what the asians have been doing for years and those ppl just smell like garlic

To save hassle and hobble purchase a cake icing squeezer deal and lodge the tip into b-hole before poos. The complete draping of the icing holder device's curtains will block and prohibit any fecal to skin contact. Then after just toss er in the dishwarsher machine and be merry. No hand washing necessary!

2017-10-20 at 2:37 AM UTC

#39

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by mmQ To save hassle and hobble purchase a cake icing squeezer deal and lodge the tip into b-hole before poos. The complete draping of the icing holder device's curtains will block and prohibit any fecal to skin contact. Then after just toss er in the dishwarsher machine and be merry. No hand washing necessary!

just use a shower head.

2017-10-20 at 2:41 AM UTC

#40

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Originally posted by benny vader just use a shower head.

A) I'm not the 10 feet tall it would take for that to be personally feasible

B) if I had an extended shower cord one that could reach me on the potty it could very well work as a manual bidet of sorts.

I'm not gonna look into it though as I prefer icing bag method always have always will

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