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Anyone want to troll some jehovas witnesses?

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    https://jwtalk.net/forums/forum/9-our-meetings-ministry-and-life-as-a-christian/

    Let's coordinate something good? Or just spam it with gay porn
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    JWs are alright. They give me free magazines. Leave them in peace.
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    Originally posted by Enema Bandit JWs are alright. They give me free magazines. Leave them in peace.

    You'd probably join them just so you could make friends
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enema Bandit JWs are alright. They give me free magazines. Leave them in peace.

    free roach paper is always handy



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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    One of my best friends is a jehovass witness and her and her family are pretty cool , so I don't think I'd want to do that.
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    Originally posted by TAFK Dumpster Slut You'd probably join them just so you could make friends

    I don't need friends. I have autism.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    after i got busted i started hanging with this smack dealer i became sort of friends with. coz the cops kept turning up at my flat on almost a daily basis i stayed at his quite often. then when i lost my flat i stayed at his quite a lot. after a while he started going on about how i should move into an old trailer on some land his family had. he seemed a bit too keen so i was suspicious at first. i thought he was gonna try getting me to start shotting for him in return. after a while tho i agreed. the day i was going over there his mom asked me if i believe in god, to which i said no. she asked why not and i told her its just not my thing. once we got to the land, which was in the middle of nowhere, she started right on about it, turned out they were all JWs, even the drug dealing/addict son. the next morning i was gone, she was coming out with the most retarded shit to prove her 'god' existed and shit. she even said to me 'we'll get you to talk to some people in a few days, they'll show you the truth and get you off of that shit', lolmfao. they didn't see me for dust the next morning.



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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by NARCassist after i got busted i started hanging with this smack dealer i became sort of friends with. coz the cops kept turning up at my flat on almost a daily basis i stayed at his quite often. then when i lost my flat i stayed at his quite a lot. after a while he started going on about how i should move into an old trailer on some land his family had. he seemed a bit too keen so i was suspicious at first. i thought he was gonna try getting me to start shotting for him in return. after a while tho i agreed. the day i was going over there his mom asked me if i believe in god, to which i said no. she asked why not and i told her its just not my thing. once we got to the land, which was in the middle of nowhere, she started right on about it, turned out they were all JWs, even the drug dealing/addict son. the next morning i was gone, she was coming out with the most retarded shit to prove her 'god' existed and shit. she even said to me 'we'll get you to talk to some people in a few days, they'll show you the truth and get you off of that shit', lolmfao. they didn't see me for dust the next morning.



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    yeah i know what you mean man, a lot of different denominations have the bad apples but not all are like that.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    they believe in a make believe man in the sky, therefore they're all retarded.



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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by NARCassist they believe in a make believe man in the sky, therefore they're all retarded.



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    Some people believe in god on a metaphysical level. More and more scientist these days are. Who knows maybe its a trend, maybe the god molecule theory as shed some light on the subject to some.

    But I'm digressing.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    but there still isn't a single shred of actual evidence for it. god is nothing more than a wild theory, nothing more.



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    bling bling Dark Matter
    narc u r my uncle
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by bling bling narc u r my uncle

    does that make me liable for anything?



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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Back in like, 2003, there was a husband and wife tag-team Jehovah's Witness couple that would religiously come to my door every Saturday morning at like 9am to spread their cult message. I had BEEN warding them off with excuses like, "My parents aren't home right now, maybe you should come back when they're here". That would usually be enough to make them feel uneasy and leave. There was one expection. They were a persistent couple who was HELLBENT on converting us or something. The last actual conversation I held with them, I told them to never come back. This one particular morning, I was smoking meth out of a modified lightbulb and recognized their car pulling down my driveway. I was so fucking pissed. I realized they weren't going to stop. They actually thought they had a change at our residence. So I stripped down totally naked except for my socks and answered the door that way when they knocked. The wife goes, "OHHHH MY!" and turned her head, covering her face, and the husband looked at me, looked down at my SHIT, looked back at me with a BEWILDERED look on his face and struggled to keep eye contact with me without breaking to get another glance at my shriveled and swinging boy-penis. I then told them to never come back to our house again and they never did.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Grimace Back in like, 2003, there was a husband and wife tag-team Jehovah's Witness couple that would religiously come to my door every Saturday morning at like 9am to spread their cult message. I had BEEN warding them off with excuses like, "My parents aren't home right now, maybe you should come back when they're here". That would usually be enough to make them feel uneasy and leave. There was one expection. They were a persistent couple who was HELLBENT on converting us or something. The last actual conversation I held with them, I told them to never come back. This one particular morning, I was smoking meth out of a modified lightbulb and recognized their car pulling down my driveway. I was so fucking pissed. I realized they weren't going to stop. They actually thought they had a change at our residence. So I stripped down totally naked except for my socks and answered the door that way when they knocked. The wife goes, "OHHHH MY!" and turned her head, covering her face, and the husband looked at me, looked down at my SHIT, looked back at me with a BEWILDERED look on his face and struggled to keep eye contact with me without breaking to get another glance at my shriveled and swinging boy-penis. I then told them to never come back to our house again and they never did.

    you just reminded me, when i was at school there was this JW kid called paul paxman. i used to deliver the local paper and had to collect something like 10p for it. i knocked at their house one friday evening and his mom answered but just stuck her head round the door but i could clearly see she had no top on. then i caught a glimpse into the front room and saw the family were all sitting there naked, lol. funny enough the whole school seemed to know about their private naturism within a few days, not sure how they found out tho, hahah.



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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by NARCassist you just reminded me, when i was at school there was this JW kid called paul paxman. i used to deliver the local paper and had to collect something like 10p for it. i knocked at their house one friday evening and his mom answered but just stuck her head round the door but i could clearly see she had no top on. then i caught a glimpse into the front room and saw the family were all sitting there naked, lol. funny enough the whole school seemed to know about their private naturism within a few days, not sure how they found out tho, hahah.



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    hahaha. Would you have fucked the mom?
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    i want to know what their thought process is to send out hot chicks wearing short sunday-dresses to do their proselytizing for them. its happened on several occasions at several different locations. one time i was working on a chicks alternator in the middle of the street...lying on my back halfway under a car...and some JW chick walks up right next to me and tells me the dumbest spiel ever invented. not that i was trying...but during the conversation i could see up to within about an inch of where her underwear would be, considering her legs were about shoulder-width apart. the chick had to know her shit was visible...yet made no effort at modesty.

    if i wasnt covered in dirt and grease...and busy as fuck...i would have hit on her. as it was, i basically told her to go away and theres no such thing as god.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grimace Back in like, 2003, there was a husband and wife tag-team Jehovah's Witness couple that would religiously come to my door every Saturday morning at like 9am to spread their cult message. I had BEEN warding them off with excuses like, "My parents aren't home right now, maybe you should come back when they're here". That would usually be enough to make them feel uneasy and leave. There was one expection. They were a persistent couple who was HELLBENT on converting us or something. The last actual conversation I held with them, I told them to never come back. This one particular morning, I was smoking meth out of a modified lightbulb and recognized their car pulling down my driveway. I was so fucking pissed. I realized they weren't going to stop. They actually thought they had a change at our residence. So I stripped down totally naked except for my socks and answered the door that way when they knocked. The wife goes, "OHHHH MY!" and turned her head, covering her face, and the husband looked at me, looked down at my SHIT, looked back at me with a BEWILDERED look on his face and struggled to keep eye contact with me without breaking to get another glance at my shriveled and swinging boy-penis. I then told them to never come back to our house again and they never did.

    post nude selfies
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by NARCassist but there still isn't a single shred of actual evidence for it. god is nothing more than a wild theory, nothing more.



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    There's not a shred of evidence, there's a boatload. All any idiot has to do is look around for the proof, because it's in everything, from the ecosystem, to the laws of physics, to the weather systems, to a flower growing in a field, to the sunset, to the cosmos. It's only the brainless people who surmise it must of just all got there by accident. They're just too stupid and lazy thinkers to come up with anything else.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL There's not a shred of evidence, there's a boatload. All any idiot has to do is look around for the proof, because it's in everything, from the ecosystem, to the laws of physics, to the weather systems, to a flower growing in a field, to the sunset, to the cosmos. It's only the brainless people who surmise it must of just all got there by accident. They're just too stupid and lazy thinkers to come up with anything else.

    well check mate atheist's



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