Conspiracy about my phone

1. 2017-10-04 at 3:11 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I bet every time I use voice talk it records what I'm saying and the government is listening
2. 2017-10-04 at 3:16 AM UTC

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   HampTheToker African Astronaut
   Disable Google Assistant/OK, Google detection.
   
   No more voice searches, but your battery will thank you a little bit.
3. 2017-10-04 at 3:18 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I don't know how to do that man
4. 2017-10-04 at 3:22 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Your name makes me think that you're a bling sock puppet
5. 2017-10-04 at 3:54 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash I bet every time I use voice talk it records what I'm saying and the government is listening

   
   i know a dude whos phone 'magically' records some of his conversations into texts and sends them to his boss.
   
   i was with him one time when it made the beep indicating it was about to do it and he checked the texts, which had the previous several sentences about to send.
6. 2017-10-04 at 3:55 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   That's fucky man