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  1. #21
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Enter Is that a threat?

    Put him in the comic


  2. #22
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Your dick isn't supposed to go inside the womb.

    womb, nothing. get a hold of one of those midgets and if youre not careful an accidental deep-thrust is going to invoke her gag reflex.
  3. #23
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Your dick isn't supposed to go inside the womb.

    i didnt know your asian
  4. #24
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I didn't know this many people don't know where or what a cervix is. It doesn't matter how long your dick is. It'd have to be thinner than a needle to fit through the opening into the uterus.
  5. #25
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I didn't know this many people don't know where or what a cervix is. It doesn't matter how long your dick is. It'd have to be thinner than a needle to fit through the opening into the uterus.

    are babies thinner than needles ???
  6. #26
    bling bling Dark Matter
    i can do an operation to inprove penetration
  7. #27
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by benny vader are babies thinner than needles ???

    It only dilates during childbirth. Any other time, the hole is only big enough for blood to exit and sperm to enter.
  8. #28
    bling bling Dark Matter
    make vags so tight that u need lubrication
  9. #29
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery It only dilates during childbirth. Any other time, the hole is only big enough for blood to exit and sperm to enter.

    i feel sorry for you.
  10. #30
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by benny vader i feel sorry for you.

    You are on the Internet. Try using Google.
  11. #31
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery You are on the Internet. Try using Google.

    a] google is gay. i use soemthing else.

    b] i'm information-darwinist. that is to say that i believe that we are not suppose to possess information that didnt come from our own experiences or those we interacted with.

    acquiring information over the internet from people and sources we didnt interacted with is just harramm.
  12. #32
    Hey benny should I get a ninja 650 or a gsxr 600
  13. #33
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I didn't know this many people don't know where or what a cervix is. It doesn't matter how long your dick is. It'd have to be thinner than a needle to fit through the opening into the uterus.

    the opening through the uterus is larger than a needle.

    additionally...regardless of the size of the cock its not going through the cervix since the uterus/cervix and vagina are at two completely different angled. vagina is 'backward-upwards' and uterus is 'upwards-forewards' (while standing)
  14. #34
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Enter Alas, unless I pay for one, I will never be able to put my dick in a fertile womb. And if I do pay for one, I will apologize profusely to the lovely lady for having to go through with sex with me.

    jesus christ...just hire a dominatrix to shit on your face...then play 'sit-and-spin' until you get facial burn marks...followed by making you use your tongue to toilet-paper her shithole.

    youll feel better.
  15. #35
    Originally posted by infinityshock jesus christ…just hire a dominatrix to shit on your face…then play 'sit-and-spin' until you get facial burn marks…followed by making you use your tongue to toilet-paper her shithole.

    youll feel better.

    Good point. The only sex I deserve to pay for is dominatrix sex. No penetration, unless she's penetrating me with a huge black dildo.
  16. #36
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Enter Good point. The only sex I deserve to pay for is dominatrix sex. No penetration, unless she's penetrating me with a huge black dildo.

    if you really want to be punished...dress in drag, get arrested for raping something, then when youre in prison wear your prison-issue pants sagging down low as the universal call-signal of 'im a receptive bottom' while keeping your soap-on-a-rope tied around your ankles. spend a lot of time taking showers.
  17. #37
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by infinityshock if you really want to be punished…dress in drag, get arrested for raping something, then when youre in prison wear your prison-issue pants sagging down low as the universal call-signal of 'im a receptive bottom' while keeping your soap-on-a-rope tied around your ankles. spend a lot of time taking showers.

    That pants sagging origin is an urban myth.
  18. #38
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery That pants sagging origin is an urban myth.

    if you think so, walk around prison with your pants pulled down and see how quickly you get torpedoed in your turd tunnel.
  19. #39
    Originally posted by infinityshock if you really want to be punished…dress in drag, get arrested for raping something, then when youre in prison wear your prison-issue pants sagging down low as the universal call-signal of 'im a receptive bottom' while keeping your soap-on-a-rope tied around your ankles. spend a lot of time taking showers.

    you don't know shit about prison you yellow bellied sally
  20. #40
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by greenplastic you don't know shit about prison you yellow bellied sally
    damned straight...im a fine, upstanding law abiding citizen.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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