Well, I pissed myself again

1. 2017-09-28 at 3:16 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I woke up to a wet soggy couch
   
   I took 3mg clonazepam, 1800mg gabapentin, and 8 beers
   
   I think it was the gaba
2. 2017-09-28 at 4:21 PM UTC

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   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   It was the beers.
3. 2017-09-28 at 4:34 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Think so? I don't usually piss myseld.
4. 2017-09-29 at 3:04 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   My mom was sitting in the seat for hours and finally was like, "did one of the dogs piss in the chair?"
   
   I blamed it on the dogs
5. 2017-09-29 at 3:05 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Why are you mixing all that shit? What a waste.
6. 2017-09-29 at 3:06 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   How is that a waste? They all synergize
7. 2017-09-29 at 3:10 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   pics or it didnt happen
8. 2017-09-29 at 3:11 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   No.
   
   I'm sitting in the chair right now, with a towel laid down.
9. 2017-09-29 at 3:11 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash No.
   
   I'm sitting in the chair right now, with a towel laid down.

   
   post nude selfies
10. 2017-09-29 at 3:12 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I just did it too to make you feel better.
11. 2017-09-29 at 3:13 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by mmQ I just did it too to make you feel better.

    
    Th-thanks...
    
    *bursts into tears*
12. 2017-09-29 at 3:13 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by infinityshock post nude selfies

    
    post corpse selfies
13. 2017-09-29 at 3:14 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Me n my boo
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    She died last week
14. 2017-09-29 at 3:20 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    We should send somebody to die, and then gather information and report back to us in a month.
15. 2017-09-29 at 3:22 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Wat?
    
    
16. 2017-09-29 at 3:22 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    WE SHOULD SEND SOMEBODY TO DIE, AND THEN GATHER INFORMATION AND REPORT BACK TO US IN A MONTH.
17. 2017-09-29 at 3:31 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    But wouldn't they be dead??
    
    How could they report information?
18. 2017-09-29 at 3:33 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by mashlehash But wouldn't they be dead??
    
    How could they report information?

    
    well when they get back they'll tell us
19. 2017-09-29 at 4 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    The last time I pissed myself was like 8 years ago.
    
    I took like 8 10 mg Norcos and drank some Steel Reserve one night. My grandma was gonna drive an hour to come take me to lunch the next day, but instead I woke up at 7 PM smelling like rotten ass piss
20. 2017-09-29 at 4 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by mmQ well when they get back they'll tell us

    
    
    
    Seedy plan is seedy