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1. 2017-09-27 at 2:44 AM UTC

   #41
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery boii u dun lost ur mind

   
   He would of got a 100 had he wrote out the pronunciation properly
   
   and this is Manderin Chinese, Not Cantonese.
   
   Cantonese 1-10 is Yut, Yee, Sum, Sey, Mmm, Lute, Tut, Bat, Gow, Sup
   
   as in Sup Nigga?
2. 2017-09-27 at 2:48 AM UTC

   #42
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   霍比特人说中文不好 ,
   
   Tell yo Momma "Ni Hen Piaow Liung"
3. 2017-09-27 at 3:03 AM UTC

   #43
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash I'll have to have you run through them on Tinychat for me.

   
   Chinese is easy. The hardest part are the tones and phrases. There's one that translates to "taking a shit with your pants on" which is used when something is pointless. Then there's all the swears centered around eggs. I swear to fuck like 1/3rd of all Chinese swears involve either eggs or your mother. Now, as per language teaching tradition: The WORST one is 'cao ni zuzong shi ba dai" (English- tsao ni dsudsong shi ba die) and it means "Fuck your ancestors for 18 generations"
   
   This is the holy cunt of Chinese. I want you to remember it forever and use it the next time you want to fight a Chinese person. There really is no English equivalent for how intense this curse is. I mean, imagine going up to a mom with her kids and you just start calling her kids little munchkin faggots and asking her why she bore bastards instead of getting them aborted. THAT is how insulting this is to Chinese people.
4. 2017-09-27 at 3:10 AM UTC

   #44
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 霍比特人说中文不好 ,
   
   Tell yo Momma "Ni Hen Piaow Liung"

   
   *piaoliang, fucker. Even if you're doing a Pinyin-English translation this doesn't work.
   
   Also this doesn't even work because "hello pretty lady" is a pretty common informal greeting in Chinese. My momma A.) Wouldn't understand it, and B.) If she did she'd be wondering what I did wrong to be so formal.
5. 2017-09-27 at 3:34 AM UTC

   #45
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Yes he has