Strip Clubs

2017-09-24 at 3:04 PM UTC

#1

SBTlauien African Astronaut

I went out to one last night. First time in like eight years.

Anyways, I got a couple of private shows and was allowed to touch and suck on the nipples/breast of these girls. I had always thought that there was a no touching rule or something...?

2017-09-24 at 3:07 PM UTC

#2

RestStop Space Nigga

That was actually a tranny that snuck in and wanted to know what it felt like to be loved like a man. LMAO! Naw but seriously those rules are more for the patrons I think meaning if the girls are down it kinda goes maybe I took a newbie home once and plowed her only cost me a $10 shot.

2017-09-24 at 3:51 PM UTC

#3

SBTlauien African Astronaut

It is legal and normal right?

2017-09-24 at 5:29 PM UTC

#4

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Abdulla Aljunaid

Peep Show is seriously one of the greatest shows ever.

2017-09-24 at 7:33 PM UTC

#5

Madman African Astronaut

I can't thank anyone for some reason but peep show is a great show. That mitchel and webb look sketch comedy thing is really good too.

Also I hate strip clubs, I don't like paying for attention from women, and low quality women at that. It's much better to do the work and have real affection from a women.

Post last edited by Madman at 2017-09-24T19:39:40.413243+00:00

2017-09-24 at 7:55 PM UTC

#6

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Madman I can't thank anyone for some reason but peep show is a great show. That mitchel and webb look sketch comedy thing is really good too.

Also I hate strip clubs, I don't like paying for attention from women, and low quality women at that. It's much better to do the work and have real affection from a women.

Post last edited by Madman at 2017-09-24T19:39:40.413243+00:00

Obviously. Same for hookers. Both are only good if you're high on a stimulant then you have your own dopamine making up for how fake it is.

I'm really feeling your pro women posts. Wait why are there so many conversations about women going on right now.

2017-09-24 at 8:01 PM UTC

#7

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

*waits for Enter's response*

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The Self Taught Man

2017-09-24 at 8:50 PM UTC

#8

SBTlauien African Astronaut

One of the strippers told me that another club had live shows...

2017-09-24 at 9:15 PM UTC

#9

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Originally posted by SBTlauien One of the strippers told me that another club had live shows…

What's a live show?

2017-09-24 at 9:23 PM UTC

#10

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by mashlehash What's a live show?

theyre the ones where they use real women instead of the ones they dug up at the cemetery or shipped in from the morgue and stapled to various motors and synchros like the chucky-cheese animatronics.

2017-09-24 at 9:23 PM UTC

#11

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

I don't want an answer from you

You're a gay

2017-09-24 at 10:04 PM UTC

#12

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by mashlehash I don't want an answer from you

You're a gay

its not gay if you dont turn around and look me in the eye or tell me you love me while im turning your entire lower digestive tract into strawberry-colored soup with the head of my dick.

2017-09-24 at 10:55 PM UTC

#13

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Originally posted by infinityshock its not gay if you dont turn around and look me in the eye or tell me you love me while im turning your entire lower digestive tract into strawberry-colored soup with the head of my dick.

You're getting worse.

2017-09-24 at 11:19 PM UTC

#14

SBTlauien African Astronaut

Originally posted by mashlehash What's a live show?

Use your imagination.

2017-09-24 at 11:33 PM UTC

#15

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

I've never gotten an erection from a stripper, even the time time I didn't jerk off for a week and went. Don't understand how people actually enjoy those trashy whores. It just incites anger in me.

2017-09-25 at 12:18 AM UTC

#16

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Originally posted by SBTlauien Use your imagination.

Two clowns blowing balloons up each other's ass?

2017-09-25 at 2:46 AM UTC

#17

SBTlauien African Astronaut

Originally posted by Enter I've never gotten an erection from a stripper, even the time time I didn't jerk off for a week and went. Don't understand how people actually enjoy those trashy whores. It just incites anger in me.

These were lovely ladies. The one that was from Russia, who I immediately sat next to, told me she was adopted and had daddy issues(not sure if it was true). I actually didn't get a dance from her.

2017-09-25 at 3:50 AM UTC

#18

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by SBTlauien These were lovely ladies. The one that was from Russia, who I immediately sat next to, told me she was adopted and had daddy issues(not sure if it was true). I actually didn't get a dance from her.

Have you ever actually gotten a boner from strip clubs?

2017-09-25 at 7:47 AM UTC

#19

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

One time my mother went to the strip club to pick up my brother and they wouldn't let her snide so some bouncer went in and told my bro that she was outside.

Embarrassing

2017-09-25 at 9:57 AM UTC

#20

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by SBTlauien I went out to one last night. First time in like eight years.
Anyways, I got a couple of private shows and was allowed to touch and suck on the nipples/breast of these girls. I had always thought that there was a no touching rule or something…?

I've actually never been to a strip club before, the closest thing I've done to that is have sex with 2 hookers. And I also met "betta loretta" last year at a party, she's a "suicide girl"

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