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THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS 'THE CLOUD'!

  1. #1
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    It's just someone else's network
  2. #2
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #3
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Jill the Cloud

    Sorry
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  4. #4
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Lanny

    Deutschland!
  5. #5
    All I can think of when I hear "cloud" any more is this curry nigga:



    Warning, this has to be one of the most frustrating videos I've ever seen on the internet.
  6. #6
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon All I can think of when I hear "cloud" any more is this curry nigga:



    Warning, this has to be one of the most frustrating videos I've ever seen on the internet.

    fuck australia...and all of their niggers and muslims
  7. #7
    Originally posted by infinityshock fuck australia…and all of their niggers and muslims

    Great analysis, thanks.
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon All I can think of when I hear "cloud" any more is this curry nigga:



    Warning, this has to be one of the most frustrating videos I've ever seen on the internet.

    Haha, this is hilarious. I thank god every day I don't have to use adobe products. Autodesk suffers from a similar disease. I feel like every "professional tools" industry has jumped on the cloud bandwagon as an opportunity to absolutely shaft their customers.
  9. #9
    Originally posted by Lanny Haha, this is hilarious. I thank god every day I don't have to use adobe products. Autodesk suffers from a similar disease. I feel like every "professional tools" industry has jumped on the cloud bandwagon as an opportunity to absolutely shaft their customers.

    Creative Cloud is actually a pretty sick product for small businesses and independent professionals (such as freelance video editors) getting started. Not bad for enterprise either, since they stopped selling CS6.

    It's not actually a "cloud" product for the most part. It's basically creative suite, you download and install it and it just needs check-ins every 100 days, but with a subscription model and a "cloud element" i.e. Included storage and collaboration features.

    Adobe itself is AIDS but they have good products for the most part. Not sure about Autodesk.
  10. #10
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Just torrent CS6. Or use GIMP.
  11. #11
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Why is Photoshop so retarded expensive anyway?
  12. #12
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by RisiR † Why is Photoshop so retarded expensive anyway?

    IDK probably because it's a flagship product or something. Besides, i do think it's one of the best tools for the job it is intended to perform which ok, i understand they want a good amount of money for. Honestly when i was still on Windows i just torrented it.
  13. #13
    Originally posted by RisiR † Why is Photoshop so retarded expensive anyway?

    Because it can be. Nobody else has a comparable product, and since everyone pirates PS for private use, they are attuned to using PS and are skilled with it, hence they wamt to use it professionally. At that point, it becomes an enterprise matter and they don't hesitate to collect thousands of dollars on it, since you can't pirate in an enterprise setting.
  14. #14
    Originally posted by Sophie Just torrent CS6. Or use GIMP.

    Non options for enterprise.
  15. #15
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    It's just a stupid little fairy tale some clever fuckwit cooked up.
  16. #16
    infinityshock Black Hole
    anything relating to the 'cloud' is a scam and should be avoided at all costs.
  17. #17
    Originally posted by infinityshock anything relating to the 'cloud' is a scam and should be avoided at all costs.

    Not when I release a cloud of cum in your ass
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  18. #18
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    *a wild Al Pacino appears*

    "There is no fuckin' cloud. You got it?"
  19. #19
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    You're not real, sophie. Do you remember what your name is?
  20. #20
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mashlehash You're not real, sophie. Do you remember what your name is?


    I am known by many names.
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