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Just Found Out That A Co-Worker Killed Himself

  1. #41
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by greenplastic I used to work with this chick who was kinda ugly and had low self esteem. She couldn't find a lot of guys who wanted to fuck her I guess and would sometimes seem kinda upset or down but not really say shit except the occasional complaint. Once I was opening with only me and her there for like the first 2 hours of the morning and the place was closed because we were doing some cleaning or some shit, and she started asking me like if I'd ever had sex at work and if I ever would and stuff and I didn't want to so I was kinda just like uhhhh no.

    Then like a year later she hanged herself, I felt kinda bad but like w/e, what can I do about it you know, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO HAVE SEX WITH WHO I WANT.

    I always knew you were a faggit.
  2. #42
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Wick Sweat It would be awkward trying to gauge the level of giving a fuck you should appear to have. Cause if someone killed themselves then in a way, good for them? also I don't know them like that.

    i never feel fuck all really when people have died except a very good friend when i was 22. i've seen other friends, gran, aunties and uncles etc, and felt barely a thing, certainly not any feeling of major loss or grief.



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  3. #43
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wick Sweat It would be awkward trying to gauge the level of giving a fuck you should appear to have. Cause if someone killed themselves then in a way, good for them? also I don't know them like that.

    Also I'm glad I'm still alive. There are a couple of movies coming out that I'd like to see and this guy won't ever be able to watch them. Also, he should have quit this shitty job, blew his money, and tried robbing a bank. Instead he just gave up.
  4. #44
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by SBTlauien Also I'm glad I'm still alive. There are a couple of movies coming out that I'd like to see and this guy won't ever be able to watch them.

    I used to think like that. No offense but reading it now is pretty fucking sad.

    It was videogames for me, though. One of them was Mad Max... what a let down.
  5. #45
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by greenplastic I used to work with this chick who was kinda ugly and had low self esteem. She couldn't find a lot of guys who wanted to fuck her I guess and would sometimes seem kinda upset or down but not really say shit except the occasional complaint. Once I was opening with only me and her there for like the first 2 hours of the morning and the place was closed because we were doing some cleaning or some shit, and she started asking me like if I'd ever had sex at work and if I ever would and stuff and I didn't want to so I was kinda just like uhhhh no.

    Then like a year later she hanged herself, I felt kinda bad but like w/e, what can I do about it you know, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO HAVE SEX WITH WHO I WANT.

    But you didn't have sex with her.

    You could have saved someone from suicide.

  6. #46
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by greenplastic I used to work with this chick who was kinda ugly and had low self esteem. She couldn't find a lot of guys who wanted to fuck her I guess and would sometimes seem kinda upset or down but not really say shit except the occasional complaint. Once I was opening with only me and her there for like the first 2 hours of the morning and the place was closed because we were doing some cleaning or some shit, and she started asking me like if I'd ever had sex at work and if I ever would and stuff and I didn't want to so I was kinda just like uhhhh no.

    Then like a year later she hanged herself, I felt kinda bad but like w/e, what can I do about it you know, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO HAVE SEX WITH WHO I WANT.

    And forever then after that for the rest of his days greenplastic was haunted by the ghost of the unfuckable dead collegue her spirit forever roaming and occasionally whispering "why? oh why wouldnt you just give me that dick brah?" Just joking. I can appreciate the awkwardness of something like that. Especially when other guys around you have low ass standards and are all like "omg guiz can you believe resty/green plastic wouldnt fuck Sandy from the HR department? She so thick niggaz!" and truth me told she's fat/ugly/insane whatever. Best of luck to you bro.
  7. #47
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by RestStop And forever then after that for the rest of his days greenplastic was haunted by the ghost of the unfuckable dead collegue her spirit forever roaming and occasionally whispering "why? oh why wouldnt you just give me that dick brah?" Just joking. I can appreciate the awkwardness of something like that. Especially when other guys around you have low ass standards and are all like "omg guiz can you believe resty/green plastic wouldnt fuck Sandy from the HR department? She so thick niggaz!" and truth me told she's fat/ugly/insane whatever. Best of luck to you bro.

    I wouldn't write that on the public restroom wall.
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  8. #48
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mashlehash I wouldn't write that on the public restroom wall.

    One day you will know dat feel young brethren.
  9. #49
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by RestStop One day you will know dat feel young brethren.

    I think "brethren" is plural.
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  10. #50
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Sophie I think "brethren" is plural.

    I think mash probably has multiple personalities though..
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  11. #51
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by RestStop I think mash probably has multiple personalities though..

    I think that's probably true.
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  12. #52
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I knew a guy once who was so determined, he finally drowned himself in a child's water pail.

    I still think this is the easiest way to do it. Expel all your air, hover your face right above the full pail or sink, and as soon as you start to take a deep aggressive breath, plunge your face in and draw in your last, watery breath.
  13. #53
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by RestStop I think mash probably has multiple personalities though..

    This is a lie.

    I'mjust bipolar
    .....

    Or something
  14. #54
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Everyone's bipolar these days.
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  15. #55
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by RestStop I think mash probably has multiple personalities though..

    I do NOT have multi personalities. This is a lie.
  16. #56
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by mashlehash I do NOT have multi personalities. This is a lie.

    *We
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  17. #57
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    *pie
  18. #58
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I need to take my pills
  19. #59
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I suffer dyskensia tardive

    My mouth was having involuntarily movements.
  20. #60
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I suffer from hip dysplasia and hot tub foot.
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